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yo what did that girl mean when she said “you mite be a dallas star but ur not a texas longhorn”

lmao cant beleive demers eats pussy. anyway still down for ted 2 ?

patrick kane is racist and your blog still sucks

im a literal bag of trash and im in the dumpster and someone lit me on fire and im an actual pile of burning garbage

wtf i used one of those keys off the keybord to try and open my door and it didnt work and now i cant type the letter p

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I need to know if textsfromsegs has seen this

wait theres TOO thanksgivings???

yo why wasnt Rick there when we went to Nash ville?

yo dawg i overheard some ppl talkin today and did you know theres a whole podcast about cereal?

breh..its spelled yaromir not jaromir. hes said it to me at least 5 times and there was never a j.

brah...how do magnets stick together without glue tho

jame i read this tumblr called textsfromsegs but i dont think i sent those texts?

why would i use google chrome or firefox when internet explroer is the only one that describes what i want to do

they said everythings bigger in texas but its still just 4 inches

what the hell. my dad said that his poor dead dog bit the bullet but he actually died peacefully of old age? why would he lie

someone gave me a "flash" drive but it didnt have ANY boobs to show me

whats the point of a paper cup. id rather put so many other things in a cup then paper.

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