Texts from Team Machine

Texts from Last Night + Person of Interest Suggestions, ideas and submissions always open. Images from imageryofinterest, poistills and detective-stills-from-poi, who you should absolutely follow if you aren't already. No fucking nazis.

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Leaving this blog up because I had a lot of fun with it, but Texts From Last Night has stopped updating now, so it's unlikely I'll actually make any more.

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(309): Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.

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(563): Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.

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(407): When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.

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(949): Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises

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(404): We still on for Manwhore Monday?

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(267): If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so

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(330): it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body

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(310): If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare

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(305): He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!

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(202): In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?

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(870): Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?

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(920): I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.

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(303): He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.

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(705): Two words: nipple clamps

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(253): Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…

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(870): There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.