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Cicero: (801): I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...

#tagamemnon #Marcus Tullius Cicero

Octavian: (617): DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.

#tagamemnon #gaius octavius #augustus

Catullus: (709): I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life

#gaius valerius catullus #catullus #tagamemnon

Caesar: (708): On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence

#tagamemnon #gaius julius caesar #Julius Caesar

Cicero: (801): I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...

#Marcus Tullius Cicero #cicero #tagamemnon

Cato Minor: (518): Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.

#cato the younger #cato minor #tagamemnon

Caelius: (567): So I'm never gonna get to see you again?

Clodia: (740): Hopefully.

#clodia metelli #marcus caelius rufus #tagamemnon

Livia: (281): Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.

#Livia Drusilla #tagamemnon #livia

Young Curio: (610): I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it

#tagamemnon #Gaius Scribonius Curio #mark antony

Brutus: (952): I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes

#tagamemnon #marcus junius brutus #marcus brutus #was a dork

Fulvia: (816): We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...

#fulvia #tagamemnon #fulvia bambula #fulvia flacca bambula

Cleopatra: (337): he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.

#tagamemnon #cleopatra #cleopatra vii

Casca: (574): You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock

#tagamemnon #publius servilius casca

Antony: (574): I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!

#mark antony #tagamemnon #ancient rome #marcus antonius

Lesbia: (571): How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?

#tagamemnon #ancient rome #lesbia #catullus #caeulius

hi!! i love your blog, but i'm confused by the numbers in brackets?

Hi anon!! So basically the site textsfromlastnight has those as you see them here, and so we post them to say which text we’re copying from!

#Anonymous

Quintus Cassius Longinus: (217) Do it break your family into faction start a civil war

#quintus cassius longinus #tagamemnon #ancient rome #submission #text

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