SHADOWHUNTERS TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

i'm 100% sure all of these texts are real.

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(608): There's a point in life when you've got to take d*ck like a big girl.

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Japhael 🖤

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favorite non-canon relationship... izzy/jonathan, i'm thinking early 2A. remember that scene where she stresses about maryse coming over and judging her for her yin fen addiction and jonathan proved to her that she's stronger than she thinks? kinda made me see their potential. in a canon divergent timeline where jonathan decides to leave valentine behind - learning what true friendship and love is, through izzy and the others - i totally ship them! :D

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JAGNUS. they have so much in common, it makes so much sense and imagine the bonding when they lived together

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JIMON JIMON JIMON JIMON JIMON #shcoffeehouse

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Favorite non-canon relationship?

January 31st - What is your guilty crackship?

INTRODUCING:

SH COFFEE HOUSE! I wanted to do this so I could get to know you guys and I figured the easiest “break the ice” question would be your #1 non-canon ship. We all love talking about it and there are so many c’mon, y’all. Get weird, give me headcanons, tell me what made you ship them.

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January 31st - What is your guilty crackship?

Which ship makes your heart sing love songs ?

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(412): You talk the same way I hallucinate.

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(757): Did you have a good sleep?

(1-757): if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep

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(803): I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now

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(240): Do you ever just admire your boobs?

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(937): So how was it?

(614): The cemetery or the sex?

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(615): Can you confirm that you aren't dead?

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(860): whose shirt was i wearing?

(203): my little sister's

(860): then what was she wearing?

(203-1): a feather boa and 6 inch heels

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(907): I would c*ck slap so many things if I had a c*ck.

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(724): It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita.

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(970): I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.