Texts From The MCU

Characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe + Texts From Last Night. Some posts will be tagged NSFW. Requests are welcome. If you want something tagged, feel free to ask. Run by Riveter. ***NOT SPOILER-FREE***

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steve rogers + punching fascists in the face

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Stephen: I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.

Wong: That is the opposite of a normal text message.

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Clint: Met a beautiful Russian woman two nights in a row. I may never come back.

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Valkyrie, to Thor: Oh don’t you blame getting arrested on me. Loki suggested the penis game and we all know I’m a strong competitor

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Mantis, to Drax: You thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.

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Gamora: I have resting bitch face. Nebula has I want y’all to die face. It’s a subtle difference

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Gamora: He obviously doesn’t know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered

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Peter: Excuse me, I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house. I think I can do anything

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Natasha: Kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party

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Sam: I can handle it. I’m made of spite and hot wings.

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Pepper: As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren’t suitable for “intoxacapitated” people...and then promptly fell down them.

Tony: So I WAS right.

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Tony, to Stephen: You’re a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.

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Wanda, about Vision: It I have to put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.

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Wanda, about Vision: I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I’m not sure if I’m offended or pleasantly surprised

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Wong: Just because I’m not a monk anymore doesn’t mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.

Wong: Which is fantastic by the way.

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Tony, to Pepper: Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbent surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3