Human Embodiment Of Lesbian Panic

Dia, 26, in my delulu era, lesbian, she/her, asks open

[tevanbuckley]

small request to anyone sending me asks (nice or not), if it's getting lengthy please put some line breaks in, my adhd brain cannot parse some of these long ass blocks of texts y'all are sending me.

[penandinkprincess]

laughing about the idea of shane just being fucking Over It on round 20349898 of getting asked about if he ever let ilya beat him in a game and his media coaching slipping enough for him to just deadpan, "have you heard how annoying he is when he wins? you think i would ever let that happen on purpose?"

[thisfeebleheart]

Hollanov being teenage sweethearts is so buzzy; imagine your husband being there when you were first drafted into the NHL, when you first won rookie of the year, MVP, and you were being asked about each other and were talking about each other on National TV for a decade; he was your first time feeling sexual attraction in real life and your first time having penetrative sex.

All these milestones in life, you look back, and he's there. They're incomplete without him. And now he's your husband. So all along, he was your future husband. (post by @tayasui-mono)

[swearphil]

2026 COLOR CHALLENGE: may + red + parallels + try your hand at blending

What he said. ❤️ Same here. Only one.

[littlegirlinvisible]

# ILYA NEEDY ROZANOV 🥺🔒❤️‍🔥🥰🙏

CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

[russianblush]

#ilya baby get behind me

[compatiblehollanov]

In my heart I know ilya it always calling the ref’s homophobic when they send shane to the sin bin for completely valid reasons

[penandinkprincess]

yuna knowing that ilya visited shane in the hospital cracks me up because HOW did she know that

like??? was she looking over a visitor log??? did the nurse happen to bring it up???

or was shane's high ass just circling back to it like, "also il-rozanov was here :) he came to say hi :)" "that's nice of him, sweetie." only to five minutes later swing BACK around to "oh, roz was here :) did i tell you he came to see me :)" "th-yeah, honey. that's really nice." and like seven more minutes pass and this high off his ASS boy just "is rozanov still here? he came to see me. :) did you know that? :)"

[evanzbuck]

↳ bonus:

[knucklecurve]

this will be going triple platinum as a reaction image in my household

[tevanbuckley]

not to be the friend that’s too woke

[tevanbuckley]

and buzzfeed deleted the post. sometimes you just have to lol and lmao

[tevanbuckley]

not to be the friend that’s too woke

[tevanbuckley]

ngl seeing people on here discourse about the rachel reid discord screenshots with zero acknowledgement that this all started because of the world most unhinged rpf twitter drama is frustrating to say the least.

like, do i think rachel reid is a perfect author or person? no, obviously not! but there's zero chance whoever leaked these messages is trying to discuss any of those flaws in good faith. and you should probably take that into account before jumping to (and spreading) the absolute worse faith interpretations of her words.

[shilyas]

it really is so sad when Ilya says "you forgot team meeting?" when Shane comes up w/ that as the excuse to leave his house bc what he's really saying is "I know you. I know that you, Shane Hollander, Captain of the Montreal Metros, back-to-back Stanley Cup winner, the best hockey player in the league, one of the best players in the world, my rival, would never miss a team meeting. I know you are lying to me. I know I fucked up by saying your name. but why are you lying to me?" I think the lie hurts Ilya more than anything

[tevanbuckley]

something very juicy and underrated about the fact hockey, relative to where they start, is both the thing that cages shane but frees ilya.

because on the one hand you have shane, who, had he done literally almost anything else with his life, would've had a completely average coming out experience with his nice supportive parents who raised him in a large(ish) city in a liberal country. but nooooo, he just had to be a hockey prodige and doom himself to a life being suffocated by his greatest passion. on some level, shane's tortured because he knows he doesn't need to be doing all this. but he can't quit. hockey is it for him and the whole world is already watching so he needs to be the best. because otherwise wtf was the point in giving up all that?

meanwhile, ilya is growing up in russia (hot on the heels of literal government collapse mind you) depressed, queer, with a dead mom and a dad who's a fucking cop of all things and the fact he's freakishly good at hockey is his one and only ticket out of there. no wonder my boy was in north america all of 2 minutes before showing off his dick in a communal shower! that's the safest gay encounter he's ever had! he needs to be the best because without hockey he loses the single, tiny, imperfect scrap of freedom it's given to him.

at their core they're two characters doomed from opposite ends of the narrative who crash into each other head on in the middle.

[ilyasmole]

Heated Rivalry creator Jacob Tierney at The Center in NYC

[tevanbuckley]

the pitt really went what if we made a show about a group of people who are deeply flawed in ways that are often harsh and unsympathetic, whose suffering hasn't made them virtuous, but who are still fundamentally good people, doing a thankless, soul destroying job we all need on our worst days. a job they know they could do better if only they weren't the jackasses left holding the bag for countless decisions made thousands of rungs above them on the ladder.

then fandom got ahold of it and went, okay but whose pookie's worse? it's really important we find out whose pookie is the worst. mine has to be better than yours.