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small request to anyone sending me asks (nice or not), if it's getting lengthy please put some line breaks in, my adhd brain cannot parse some of these long ass blocks of texts y'all are sending me.

#putting in for reasonable adjustments at the yap factory #i have asks i do really wanna reply to but my eyes keep glazing over the second i look at them #911 abc #bucktommy #fandom #dia rambles

littlegirlinvisible

HEATED RIVALRY WEEK 2026 (@heatedrivalryweek) Day 4 — Favorite Locations: The Cottage & Ilya’s house (insp)

“He loved reducing Rozanov to whimpers and Russian profanity. And, god help him, he especially loved doing it here, in Rozanov’s home.” “He opened the door and they stepped inside. It truly was a spectacular house. It was all wide open and spacious, with high ceilings and exposed beams. The opposite wall was floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking the lake. Ilya could see an enormous deck with a pool and a hot tub. Beyond that there was a dock and a boathouse.” — Heated Rivalry, Rachel Reid.

#heated rivalry #q

tevanbuckley

It really took less than a year for the heated rivalry fandom to reach the “user fakes their own death to get out of fandom drama” stage. truly nobody has ever done it like this before

tevanbuckley

for people wanting the tea, a fic author got accused of using ai and then faked their death about it by having their “cousin” post a statement on ao3

#heated rivalry

sinmonger

Madonna & Connor Storrie | YSL Spring/Summer 2027 | PFW

#imagine going from waiting tables to sat next to fucking madonna in like a year #good for him tbh #heated rivalry

tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit

The UK gets a new prime minister just whenever. Completely random intervals

punkrock-bottom

It may seem random but it’s actually not! We get a new prime minister after the previous one enters a protective chrysalis after a period of relentless eating and growing, and they then dissolve into a biological soup. They then reform into the new adult prime minister. It really beautiful to see 🥰

It really took less than a year for the heated rivalry fandom to reach the “user fakes their own death to get out of fandom drama” stage. truly nobody has ever done it like this before

#the concept of giving your cousin your ao3 password in case you die suddenly has me rolling #heated rivalry

lavenderprose

Ilya Rozanov can you hear me through the portal. Do you know about the Stanley Pup Ilya Rozanov. 32 puppies representing every team in the NHL. Ilya are you there.

a-pigeons-soliloquy

There were actually Hollanov puppies this year on the kiss cam!!! Shane Howlander and Ilya Ruffanov :')

Like tell me Ilya isn't adopting these guys the moment he sees them

(the full video from u/Voice_of_Season on the heated rivalry subreddit is amazing, highly recommend!)

lavenderprose

THIS IS SO FUNNY AND SILLY OMG

tevanbuckley

some HD pics of Howlander and Ruffanov (link to the full video, they show up around 25min in!)

i wanted to figure out if they were/are adoptable and was super confused when i couldn't find them on the shelter's website only to realise they re-used two of the dogs who were players.

so this is Thelma aka Cale Macollar aka Ilya Ruffanov

and I'm 95% sure this is our Shane Howlander (i can't make out the name tag on their collar so i'm going off markings) Cricket aka Zeev Boop-em

very glad to say both these pups have been adopted!

however, now i'm imagining a similar scenario in-universe where ilya is mortally offended he didn't get his own dog named after him and "what do you mean I have to share shane?" bonus points if for some reason he ends up sharing a dog with hayden.

#i also need people to know they have cats riding the zambonis #god i wish the NHL weren't lowkey evil because this is funny af #heated rivalry

prideandprejudice

Hollanov + Google Translate

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havanaberry

Heated Rivalry (2025) Ksenia Daniela Kharlamova as Svetlana Vetrova

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sinmonger

If it helps, the Peloton ad was only only set up to run until May 31st as a normal ad cycle. It was removed per that schedule. You can always view an ad’s lifecycle via Instagram/Meta.

It does seem to be absolutely unfortunate timing.

sinmonger

#cool. good to know ppl harrased some random soc media manager over less than nothing #trying reeeeal hard to bite my tongue over this situation bc I fear my thoughts would piss off everybody #heated rivalry

russianblush

#happypridemonth

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hudsonswilliams

HEATED RIVALRY GIF MEME: CHARACTER(S) [1/2]

Shane Hollander

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penandinkprincess

laughing about the idea of shane just being fucking Over It on round 20349898 of getting asked about if he ever let ilya beat him in a game and his media coaching slipping enough for him to just deadpan, "have you heard how annoying he is when he wins? you think i would ever let that happen on purpose?"

#heated rivalry

thisfeebleheart

Hollanov being teenage sweethearts is so buzzy; imagine your husband being there when you were first drafted into the NHL, when you first won rookie of the year, MVP, and you were being asked about each other and were talking about each other on National TV for a decade; he was your first time feeling sexual attraction in real life and your first time having penetrative sex.

All these milestones in life, you look back, and he's there. They're incomplete without him. And now he's your husband. So all along, he was your future husband. (post by @tayasui-mono)

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