What even is this blog?
An incoherent and often unhinged mashup of texts from last night and the WRC. Keep away from children and small animals, do not feed after midnight.
Most of the posts revolve around sex, drugs, and alcohol.
Yes.
Can I submit posts?
Yes! If you've made your own text, submit it and I'll usually add it to the queue. Please read the submission guidelines.
I don't want to see these posts in the site-wide driver/co-driver tags.
Tumblr has this great feature called block by tag. Block "textsfromtheservicepark". Voilà!
It's basically rpf, isn't that bad?
To paraphrase a popular fandom saying, if your name is in the tags, you clearly came here looking for answers. I hope you find them.









