Hi I draw

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I'm so sappy it's literally part of my last name

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I have a backlog of button cheebs I never posted.

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See? Something other than Stardew. Hancock drawn mostly with my husband in mind. She's his favorite character.

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I promise I draw things other than Stardew OCs and shit.

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Hey look im still alive

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Have a doodle that will probably never be finished. Toni how the fuck do you run a farm if you're not even legally considered awake until like noon? (also chest hair is nice fuckin fite me)

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The thrilling conclustion to something that you didn't even know was in multiple parts.

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Your farmer is a breakfast elemental.

A small chaos god that also happens to basically be a walking Denny’s. Which I suppose is a chaos god in it’s own right.

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Egg... Or Flower?

Egg! The daisy head item looks like a lil fried egg to me cause it’s so small!

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Sometimes u just gotta run into your not-boyfriends house at 10:30 and throw flowers at him to show your intentions. (who is she trying to kid she's been standing in the shop since 9 on the dot waiting for Sebastian to wake up)

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'Am I allowed to post this in the tag?' she wonders quietly as she posts it in the fucking tag anyway. No one can tell me Sebastian isn't a weeb, but at least he's a weeb with taste.

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My dumbass farmer and her dumbass info.

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Hello! I’m Sara aka Textual Virus and I need that sick dosh to live and get meds and eat food and shit. Send my cat to a good college and stuff. Terms of Service: Payment needs to be made up front. Please expect 1-2 weeks for delivery. Please host the finished image yourself. I will try to hold onto it for at least a year but please keep your own backups. I reserve the right to use commissions as portfolio pieces and commercial product. If you would like to discuss buying the rights to the image we can discuss that over email. You may not distribute my work for profit. You may print it off to use privately. If you’d like to get the piece professionally printed please send me an email and I will send you a release forum. I will send watermarked progress at sketch, ink, and flat color stages. I will provide up to three (3) revisions at each step. Any more after that will incur a fee. In the event I forget a detail on a piece I will do my best to fix it free of charge. Please do not remove my signature/watermark from your piece. I request that if you post your commission to another site that you link back to my tumblr. By commissioning me you accept these terms of service.

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I love how the NPCs can't keep track of when you've been married to one of their kids for like 3 years??

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So I got the 'maybe I should eat hot peppers' line after picking like 1000000 of the things right before.

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Stardew Valley has literally consumed days of my life and I ain't even mad.

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Sushi mermaid <3