The Archon Wars Have Nothing On Me @teyvat-ship-wars - Tumblr Blog

You’ve heard of the Archon wars. Now, get ready for the real carnage…

THE TEYVAT SHIP WARS!

How this works

You recommend a ship, i do a poll. Thats it. You can include a defense for this ship in your ask. In fact, it’s encouraged. Your defense will be attached to the poll if you send one.

Once we get past the submission phase, I’ll be making polls to pit ships against each other. You can reblog, comment, or send asks with defenses AND “offenses”. Be respectful or I will nuke you. No insults, no accusations, and no non-lighthearted nastiness. I’m serious.

In the final leg, I’ll be using the information gathered from this gimmick to make a top ten list of Teyvat ship wars winners. Once again, you will be respectful.

Other than being respectful, I have a few more rules.

1. No incest ships, including adoptive / found family.

2. No minor x adult.

3. No Dottore ships. Sorry. I’m a real person with real feelings and I am extremely uncomfortable with Dottore content.

#teyvat ship wars 2026 #genshin impact #genshin #genshin fandom #genshin ship #genshin shitposts #genshin memes #genshin impact memes #genshin impact shitposts

I JUST REALIZED I HAD ANONS OFF IM SORRY

#important #?#not a submission #Anons open now!

Also i feel like rambling a little bit about me and my shipping habits-

I ship everything. This is only a half joke.

I have never heard of a rarepair that made me say “I don’t like this”. I ship almost every popular ship. I ship almost every rarepair i can think of. The only popular pairing I can think of off the top of my head that I’m not a fan of is Arlecchino x Furina, and I’m not even sure if that’s popular anymore? I also headcanon Furina as AroAce so, oopsie.

Rarepairs are my SHIT though. I will literally write whole AUs based on a single “haha what if they kissed” thought. One of my favorite rarepairs is FaruMonaLayla.

Look at them. Look.

#not a submission #just a glimpse into my twisted mind #<- reference / joke

I should really set up a queue but that requires using my brain. I don’t do that on weekends.

#not a submission

kavetham

Ship or Dip submission

Kaveh x Alhaitham!

Ship or Dip?

I ship it

I don’t ship it

Voting ended onMar 14

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chibedo (childe×albedo)

okay, i know i can't just throw a rarepair at the crowd and expect it to like it, so hear me out!

artificial human who's not sure how to navigate the society and the humanborn who fought to keep his humanity and yet everybody sees him as something unnatural. it's peak.

also both of them love the risk and the thrill. childe and his obvious obsession with fighting, but also albedo and his grand expiriments. sure, he plans them, but are they safe? plus albedo's fighting style is a sequence of explosive geo-flowers, you cannot tell me it's a behaviour of cool minded non-risking individual.

they both just looove their family and have a younger sibling for whom they are ready to sell the world.

moon and sun dynamic.

mommy issues×daddy issues.

both are associated with snow, both have ties to abyss, both are heirs to the teaching of the sinners.

there are so much more little things i could write, i just love them with all my rarepair heart.

Ship Or Dip submission

Childe x Albedo

Ship or Dip?

I ship it

I don’t ship it

Voting ended onMar 14