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Excitedxtract from my new crack fic! it's just the start of the fic and I'm so excited to post this!! xxxxxxx 😻💫💖

"Y-y-y-y-y-your m-m-m-m-m-m-mom" He stuttered, looking into Jinglefuck's eyes.

"You wot?" Said Jinglefuck.

"Y-y-your mom gave them to me."

"Wot do you mean mate?"

"Y-y-you asked m-me where I g-got the tit implants I gave y-you for y-your b-b-b-birthday..."

That's the end for now!! I look forward to posting this so so much!! xxxxxxx 💖💖💖

#crack fanfic #crack fic #my fic #my characters #Jinglefuck #who is it #mystery!#hehe #not sorry #tumblr fyp

I saw a sfth edit a while ago and it was them now, 2 years ago and 11 years ago and I checked my TikTok and I had loads of replies to my comment and I have no idea when I wrote this but yeah

@anddontcallmeshirley: And to think there will be a last change. a last freeze. a last short joke, a last tall joke. a last bald joke. a last 'scene', because we can't really put the world into slow motion or turn back time. We can wear our hats, and be new people, and make bad jokes and bad choices, and get stuck in an eldritch maze, and remember them when it ends, but really all we can really do is fill in the time we have left. Some, like sfth, choose to fill it in by making a colouring book on stage and filling it in in the moment, and I will always admire their ability to do that.

#shoot from the hip #sfth #time #fandom #tumblr fyp #uhm #uhhhhh #idk what else to tag

"I asked chatgpt" okay? I asked Percy but he was too busy pining to listen to me

#sfth #we love poetry #fandom #shoot from the hip

I do in fact have confidence that I could break a Nokia. Fun fact. Give me a nokia in a well-guarded room please. Please can I do that it would be fun.

#nokia #breakable?#confidence #uhhh #idk what else to tag

if I was an omniscient being with followers/worshippers I think I would get them to give me any random shit they find in antique stores. Starting with this 'squirrel' I found yesterday, but then after that anything they think I would vaguely like tbh I'm not picky as long as it looks like it's breakable or shit

#thatsnotasquirrel #antique shop #w h a t t h e f u c k #squirrel #omniscient

I've found horror stories about wattpad. the orbs. the sea blue orbs. I saw those posts before I knew wattpad existed. then someone tried to convert me. nothankyou I know what you do to people I'm going to write on word until I find out what ao3 is :P

#imnotjoking #thefirstficiwrotewascopypastedfromword #gay

allthingswhumpyandangsty

for someone who is actually shy and introverted, I read and write a lot of filthy, unhinged, unholy yaoi fanfics

allthingswhumpyandangsty

"children need more safe space online" children have always had more than enough safe space online. what you're seeing is children deliberately coming into online space that is meant specifically for adults. and I am not saying they are not welcome by the way, as long as adult space is what they CHOOSE to be in and as long as they keep themselves safe (however, it is not an adult's job or responsibility to look after a random kid or what content they consume on the internet).

but YOU. you see children deliberately choosing to consume adult contents and say "oh no we need more children's space, and in doing so, we must ban and censor adult contents FROM ADULTS' SPACE that children deliberately choose to be in.”

and you know what else I know? you don't actually care about children by demanding more children's space online, you are just hiding behind the "we are protecting children" claim while actively trying to control people what they can or can't create/consume in their own adult space. you are just trying to push for censorship, the fascist tool that you love so much.

allthingswhumpyandangsty

“how do people read yaoi in public?” I literally write gay porn when I’m at work 😭

forgetful-nerd

Spelling mistakes? I guarantee neither of us saw those at 3:00 AM Monday Morning.

Lying in my bed thinking about my arch nemesis. I hate him so much. I fall asleep. I have a dream about him. I wake up. I keep thinking about how annoying he is. We fight in some random shitty run down building. He kisses me. I think about how much I hate him again. Wait. Uh. What. Idk but I hate him. We tear a building down because he kissed me again and im repressing my feelings. I hate him so so much.

#spike and buffy #spike btvs #buffyverse #i hate him so much #nvm