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[tfandrew]

emmagarfield: is this you telling me you don't want anymore kids lol

andrewgarfield: i want as many as you want

[tfandrew]

emmagarfield: i mean same lol

andrewgarfield: should i get a vasectomy? lmao

[tfandrew]

andrewgarfield: i'm pretty sure i fainted

[tfandrew]

tristangarfield: oh lord i could cry right now. thank you, dad 🥺 i've been so exhausted, i got home, threw up and laid down in bed. i feel like taking us all to Disney or something.

andrewgarfield: just rest tris okay, mom might come over to take care of you, who knows

[tfandrew]

tristangarfield: i worked 26 straight hours, my uncle calls me and says "should i do a destination wedding?" at this point, mate, you could do a fairies and princesses wedding and i would dress up like either one if i could just sleep for three hours.

andrewgarfield: called the director, got you a week off baby boy

[marveldaily]

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN (2012) dir. Mark Webb

[tfandrew]

andrewgarfield: i never thought it would ever happen

[tfandrew]

tristangarfield: i didn't think zaria would've had fun at this event so i took this chance to spend my night with the world's best dad.

andrewgarfield: happy to fill in. i know a lot has been going on for her

[tfandrew]

andrewgarfield: nothing i love to do more

[tristantf]

tristangarfield: i’m also convinced my dad is just stuck going to shit like this with me. Thanks pops.

[tfandrew]

adamgarfield: trying to take credit for my work huh? now my nephew is spiderman, i'm proud.

andrewgarfield: no one would know the difference. one of the best moments of my life was when he told me

[tfandrew]

andrewgarfield: every time i say i'm spiderman. em and tom say, that’s your brother dummy

[tfandrew]

adamgarfield: lets fight

andrewgarfield: you’re on spider boy

[tfandrew]

andrewgarfield: i can take you brother even if i can feel my wife glaring at me

[tfandrew]

xoemmas​:

“They’re crazy, I love kids and love being pregnant.”

“I still can’t believe my first kids were born when I was 17.”

[xoemmas]

tfandrew​:

“Anything you want baby.”

“You are just the most amazing man in the world and nobody can tell me different.”

[tfandrew]

“Most people would think we would want to be done having kids by now.” He laughed

[xoemmas]

tfandrew​:

“But it will be fun.”

“I want another baby anyway so this is a good thing.”

[tfandrew]

“Anything you want baby.”