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“Right, right, okay. No, I said I count them as people I talk too which is a given since that is what you originally implied. Wow, you’re annoying, you really fit the stereotype don’t you.”
“Oh yeah, you’re right. Still pretty lame though. Didn’t you say you could never get annoyed by me, hm? Stereotypes exist for a reason, I guess.”
“Y-Your mom? I’m not your mom. No, she’s not dumbass, I have other friends I speak to, like your sister. I also have siblings and parents I converse with. No, I don’t intend to hurt, merely point out your idiotic statements.”
“... I said you’re like my mom. Of course you’re not my real mom, that would be really weird. So, let me get this straight, you count your parents as your friends? Well, that’s something completely different.”
“I dunno man, I’m more of a ‘messing with people’ type. I want to freak people out with floating objects, not fry them like eggs, you feel?”
“I think heat vision would make people freak out more than floating objects. Don’t know ‘bout you, but a piece of toast floating around wouldn’t really scare me.”
“It is the truth otherwise I wouldn’t have said anything, I don’t lie, lying is for those who have no care for life. I don’t hang around with June, she’s always at the library and so am I hence why I know her. God, you really are as small minded as you look.”
“You’re starting to sound like my mom, man. Isn’t June the only person you talk to? Seems like that, at least. Aww. Was that supposed to hurt me, love, cause it surely didn’t.”
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“I was stating a simple fact, also known as the truth. That’s not true, I’m on very good terms with June, the librarian and she knows I would never do that to a piece of classic literature.”
“It’s obviously not the truth, but okay, whatever you say. Who the hell is — you know what, forget it. I really don’t want to know what kind of people you hang out with, they’re just uncool like you anyway.”
“See now that really show’s how idiotic you are, if you destroy that then you’re destroying public property— Since I borrowed it from the library.”
“Idiotic, huh? That’s really nice of you, Caelen. So...? You’ll be the one getting blamed, not me.”
“I find it fascinating really how you think that anything you do bothers me? Or would even give me a fraction of irritation.”
“Oh, so you wouldn’t be bothered if I’d damage this stupid book of yours? I think it would look nice with some pages missing.”
“Then why are you here? Idiot, kinda defeats the purpose of your statement really.”
“I mean, I don’t want your attention or anything, but I was kinda bored so I thought I should annoy you for a bit, and I know how much you love getting annoyed by me.”
I would make one hell of a superhero. Or a mutant. I’d be totally down to be telekinetic, you know?
“Are you serious? I think heat vision would be cooler, frying people and everything, y’know.”
"Next time you want my attention, do you mind not being so rude about it. I understand it may be urgent what you need however that book is an original copy and if it gets damaged I will no longer have a lease for life, understand?"
“That, my dear Caelen, was the lamest thing you’ve ever said. I definitely don’t want any of your attention and this book sucks anyway.”
