take a right down the fucking crab shack baby

Reid/PK//24//he/him//transdude//ojibwe,  kind of just some guy lately. I also draw sometimes

[vampiregirlestrogen]

new orders came in from high command we have to dress up like girls and jerk off immediately

[kira-serialfaggot]

[oneheadtoanother]

look at my head boy

[jadenvargen]

the 10 page pitch preview i made for my original comic, Hunky-Dory:) if you want to follow the process and read more, i'm uploading it as i go to patreon.com/jadenvargen !

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

That awkward moment when youre a female and you realize 2 men making out and rubbing their cocks together is lowkey kind of awesome

[pjackk]

[mansand]

you if you were a Mighty Bean

[daily-dragon-drawing]

#1 - 龍 (dragon)- Happy Year of the Dragon!!! 🧧✨🐉🐲✨🧧

This lil guy wishes you all a happy new year in 2024 💕

[hp-up]

WHACKA FROM PAPER MARIO

[nemesismess]

[superchat]

[amwult]

[hogheavens]

yurkey family

[hamuletta-deactivated20251213]

[omegaverse]

This shit was better than whatever the fuck we have going on today ngl

[deerysdoodles]

sabo and koalaaaa u will always be famous to me

[fishgummy]

webtoon commenter: oh my gods i love my gaybies SO MUCH webtoon is my life T_T (EDIT: ty for all the upvotes aaaa this is my first top comment i- 👁️👄👁️)

deep-sea snailfish in the mariana trench: *moves one inch*

[mono-red-menace]

masculine pussy has me acting venerable and wise

[mono-red-menace]

[turing-tested]

"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration." worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend

[turing-tested]

"what do they mean by disintegrate?" "oh yeah no he fucking disintegrated"

[turing-tested]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bogleech]

This skips the best part! The epitoke isn't the "real" or "original" worm. The worm grows an extra body with a simpler brain that only knows how to swim and cum (by exploding) so this part breaks off and the rest of the worm just stays home.

In some species the epitoke, or what I think should be renamed the cummunculus, is advanced enough to have its own eyes and everything, though only so it at least knows the right direction to swim (up) because it's so stupid and all

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[uglygirlstatus]

I can’t stop watching this