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[spific]

GDILWW- God damn I love William Wisp

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2026 — Round 1

Who is sexier?

Niklaus Hendrix

Bruce Wayne AKA Batman

Voting ended on8h

Propaganda

Niklaus Hendrix (Just Roll With It: Riptide):

Niklaus Hendrix was an honorary mention without propaganda.

Bruce Wayne AKA Batman (Batman: Bump In The Night):

What if Batman was the last line of defense between Gotham and the supernatural unknown? What if he did less punching and more paranormal detecting (but still a generous amount of punching)? What if he could exorcize, comfort, or rehome antagonists instead of just throwing them in Arkham?

Art of Bruce Wayne and Batman courtesy of @charaznablescanontoyota.

[jjunebunny]

Vote niklaus and ill draw hot niklaus art please pkease please

[jjunebunny]

Jrweiners need to come out of the woodwork to win this vote. Hot morally dubious tiefling. Beat batman

[jjunebunny]

2 more days.... come on vote for niklaus.... bro is literally desire daddy. He gave a guy a trampstamp as a marker of a pact come onnn

[jjunebunny]

ONE DAY LEFT JRWIENERS WE CAN DO IT ALNOST THERE

[thepiratefish]

Niklaus sweep everyone listen to my call

[whoupsqlointing]

bro wasnt even given a picture to represent him. i have remedied this. vote captain niklaus hendrix. wish doctor, desire daddy, papa possibility, the granter of all wishes.

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2026 — Round 1

Who is sexier?

Niklaus Hendrix

Bruce Wayne AKA Batman

Voting ended on8h

Propaganda

Niklaus Hendrix (Just Roll With It: Riptide):

Niklaus Hendrix was an honorary mention without propaganda.

Bruce Wayne AKA Batman (Batman: Bump In The Night):

What if Batman was the last line of defense between Gotham and the supernatural unknown? What if he did less punching and more paranormal detecting (but still a generous amount of punching)? What if he could exorcize, comfort, or rehome antagonists instead of just throwing them in Arkham?

Art of Bruce Wayne and Batman courtesy of @charaznablescanontoyota.

[jjunebunny]

Vote niklaus and ill draw hot niklaus art please pkease please

[jjunebunny]

Jrweiners need to come out of the woodwork to win this vote. Hot morally dubious tiefling. Beat batman

[jjunebunny]

2 more days.... come on vote for niklaus.... bro is literally desire daddy. He gave a guy a trampstamp as a marker of a pact come onnn

[jjunebunny]

ONE DAY LEFT JRWIENERS WE CAN DO IT ALNOST THERE

[thepiratefish]

Niklaus sweep everyone listen to my call

[whoupsqlointing]

bro wasnt even given a picture to represent him. i have remedied this. vote captain niklaus hendrix. wish doctor, desire daddy, papa possibility, the granter of all wishes.

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character 2026 — Round 1

Who is sexier?

Niklaus Hendrix

Bruce Wayne AKA Batman

Voting ended on8h

Propaganda

Niklaus Hendrix (Just Roll With It: Riptide):

Niklaus Hendrix was an honorary mention without propaganda.

Bruce Wayne AKA Batman (Batman: Bump In The Night):

What if Batman was the last line of defense between Gotham and the supernatural unknown? What if he did less punching and more paranormal detecting (but still a generous amount of punching)? What if he could exorcize, comfort, or rehome antagonists instead of just throwing them in Arkham?

Art of Bruce Wayne and Batman courtesy of @charaznablescanontoyota.

[jjunebunny]

Vote niklaus and ill draw hot niklaus art please pkease please

[jjunebunny]

Jrweiners need to come out of the woodwork to win this vote. Hot morally dubious tiefling. Beat batman

[jjunebunny]

2 more days.... come on vote for niklaus.... bro is literally desire daddy. He gave a guy a trampstamp as a marker of a pact come onnn

[jjunebunny]

ONE DAY LEFT JRWIENERS WE CAN DO IT ALNOST THERE

[thepiratefish]

Niklaus sweep everyone listen to my call

[whoupsqlointing]

bro wasnt even given a picture to represent him. i have remedied this. vote captain niklaus hendrix. wish doctor, desire daddy, papa possibility, the granter of all wishes.

[fernsnailz]

so did pjackk say anything before he got bload up again or did his corpse just kinda roll through here like a tumbleweed

[meatgrinder-0]

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[starhairtie]

Amongst all of the tumblr sexybird debates, crow this, penguin that, there is one challenger that has remained... under the radar, so to speak.

I find this unacceptable, therefore I shall present my case to you today, fellow tumblr nerds.

I present the HOTTEST tumblr sexybird around:

. ..

....DRUMROLL PLEASE....

I know, it brings a tear to my eye just looking at this FINE chunk of meat :'D Now, onto the reasonings: 1. Just LOOK at this juicy, tender flesh.. who wouldn't want to take a bite?

2. A key part of Tumblr Sexyman culture is the breaking of barriers of what's allowed to be quote unquote "sexy", and look at this plump offering right up here on a rack, quite literally: nice thighs. tender flesh you can just rip into, the mass appeal it draws from the masses with the unassuming taste that got beloved by the Earth community. I fail to see what qualifications for Tumblr sexyman/bird this wouldn't pass. 3. Don't take it just from me folks, after interviewing others asking about the image, they were asked to provide any word that came to mind, responses include: "succulent", "mouth-filling", and "fatty and juicy". Such vivid, bold word choice chosen by these people, clearly laying down the foundation for people to one day unabashedly say, "DANG, that is one sexy bird!"

Now that I have informed you of this avian snack of the century, I bid you ado while also reminding you to vote this bird for tumblrsexyman/bird 2026!

Thank you and goodnight

[catchymemes]

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[goodgirl-inc]

[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]

[g-man-17]

they took away his corpse again guys sorry party’s over #pjackkhasfallen2

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[pjackk]

Cant forget my final words were aint no comback gonna come my way since im done for good nobody will see me no more since im fucked for good because im finished and its all i got so im badly over for good

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[worlds-smallest-creature]

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[worlds-smallest-creature]