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That's ridiculous I mean sure when it teters towards gluttony it's bad but everyone should eat what and how much they love.

Laughs

You need a cupcake or a dozen

Smiles

*He lowered his head into his shoulders, shy about the notion. But, Hermes - god Hermes, he had to differentiate in his mind - sounded so positive…*

“O-Oh, gosh, m-me?”

*He pointed a wary finger at himself, as though there could be anyone else.*

“Y-Yeah? You… You really think so?”

*Wouldn’t that be nice… Just eating whatever…*

“I-It’s a slippery slope.”

... its a cupcake

His eye twitches

Nvm he was just pointing out the fact that he's pregnant

“Oh… He must be used to that from me. I wasn’t quite kind in my fear of his weight gain. I’ve been trying to be better about it.”

- The War Profiteer

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

“S-Sorry, just, um-”

*He put on a wide, shaky smile and combed his hair back with his hand.*

“Haven’t met you before. S-So, wanna make a good impression.”

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

“O-Oh.”

*He blushed at the mention of Sam, but he slouched at that blunt description.*

“…Ah. Yes, well… I put on the charm for him.”

So you like like him

Laughs

“Uh… Yeah. Yeah, I do. He’s a good guy.”

*He couldn’t tell if he was childish, or just joking. Curious.*

Floats up a bit and kicks his feet a bit laughing

Oh my myself that is adorable

*He smirked a little at that, looking at his little wings.*

“Huh. Didn’t take you for a lovey sort.”

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

“Oh yeah? Is he usually not so lucky?”

*He tilted his head, finding this curious. Sam seemed usually quite promiscuous, but he knew he was the less rowdy of his friends and family.*

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

“Oh, I see. Hm… He always is so fixated on me.”

*He a little pridefully claimed, twirling a strand of hair.*

“You’re good to him, aren’t you? He deserves the best. He works so hard.”

Oh we are just friends who occasionally partake but yes I treat him nice we all do. No matter how it looks to you humans

*He held his hands in surrender.*

“That’s all I can ask for. He doesn’t need more pressure, you know? That’s all… Have you two been hanging out recently?”

Yeah we all went to a pool yesterday and this morning

“Oh! A pool! What summer fun! Must’ve had a blast!”

*He knew adult pool parties were very different than kid ones, but he was excited thinking that they played games and ate pizza.*

It was fun. Samuel tried for a few hours to walk on water bare ass naked he got it eventually

“He can do that?!”

*He blinked, a little blushing.*

Yeah? Why ... I mean its just water

“Well… people can’t. I mean, I know he can fly, but…”

*He shrugged.*

I keep forgetting you things have terrible balance and bones ... and mass

*Things? Gosh… He rubbed his arm, looking away.*

“Y-Yeah… I-I t-try to minimize that. How does it feel? To be weightless?”

Uh fine I guess its kinda how I was born it was meant to be.

“Right… You wouldn’t know any different… A-And you can eat whatever you want, right? No repercussions?”

Anyone can ... besides people with allergies? Well and poison

*It should have been fascinating how the deity didn’t think of the thing that preoccupied his mind, obsessively. But, that better way of thinking felt too innocent to the truth.*

“N-Not exactly. Every food is tied to numbers. Too much, and it adds up. It’s not worth the risk…”

*He pulled his jacket closed a little, self-consciously.*

“Sorry, I’m rambling.”

That's ridiculous I mean sure when it teters towards gluttony it's bad but everyone should eat what and how much they love.

Laughs

You need a cupcake or a dozen

Smiles

Nvm he was just pointing out the fact that he's pregnant

“Oh… He must be used to that from me. I wasn’t quite kind in my fear of his weight gain. I’ve been trying to be better about it.”

- The War Profiteer

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

“S-Sorry, just, um-”

*He put on a wide, shaky smile and combed his hair back with his hand.*

“Haven’t met you before. S-So, wanna make a good impression.”

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

“O-Oh.”

*He blushed at the mention of Sam, but he slouched at that blunt description.*

“…Ah. Yes, well… I put on the charm for him.”

So you like like him

Laughs

“Uh… Yeah. Yeah, I do. He’s a good guy.”

*He couldn’t tell if he was childish, or just joking. Curious.*

Floats up a bit and kicks his feet a bit laughing

Oh my myself that is adorable

*He smirked a little at that, looking at his little wings.*

“Huh. Didn’t take you for a lovey sort.”

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

“Oh yeah? Is he usually not so lucky?”

*He tilted his head, finding this curious. Sam seemed usually quite promiscuous, but he knew he was the less rowdy of his friends and family.*

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

“Oh, I see. Hm… He always is so fixated on me.”

*He a little pridefully claimed, twirling a strand of hair.*

“You’re good to him, aren’t you? He deserves the best. He works so hard.”

Oh we are just friends who occasionally partake but yes I treat him nice we all do. No matter how it looks to you humans

*He held his hands in surrender.*

“That’s all I can ask for. He doesn’t need more pressure, you know? That’s all… Have you two been hanging out recently?”

Yeah we all went to a pool yesterday and this morning

“Oh! A pool! What summer fun! Must’ve had a blast!”

*He knew adult pool parties were very different than kid ones, but he was excited thinking that they played games and ate pizza.*

It was fun. Samuel tried for a few hours to walk on water bare ass naked he got it eventually

“He can do that?!”

*He blinked, a little blushing.*

Yeah? Why ... I mean its just water

“Well… people can’t. I mean, I know he can fly, but…”

*He shrugged.*

I keep forgetting you things have terrible balance and bones ... and mass

*Things? Gosh… He rubbed his arm, looking away.*

“Y-Yeah… I-I t-try to minimize that. How does it feel? To be weightless?”

Uh fine I guess its kinda how I was born it was meant to be.

“Right… You wouldn’t know any different… A-And you can eat whatever you want, right? No repercussions?”

Anyone can ... besides people with allergies? Well and poison

Nvm he was just pointing out the fact that he's pregnant

“Oh… He must be used to that from me. I wasn’t quite kind in my fear of his weight gain. I’ve been trying to be better about it.”

- The War Profiteer

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

“S-Sorry, just, um-”

*He put on a wide, shaky smile and combed his hair back with his hand.*

“Haven’t met you before. S-So, wanna make a good impression.”

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

“O-Oh.”

*He blushed at the mention of Sam, but he slouched at that blunt description.*

“…Ah. Yes, well… I put on the charm for him.”

So you like like him

Laughs

“Uh… Yeah. Yeah, I do. He’s a good guy.”

*He couldn’t tell if he was childish, or just joking. Curious.*

Floats up a bit and kicks his feet a bit laughing

Oh my myself that is adorable

*He smirked a little at that, looking at his little wings.*

“Huh. Didn’t take you for a lovey sort.”

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

“Oh yeah? Is he usually not so lucky?”

*He tilted his head, finding this curious. Sam seemed usually quite promiscuous, but he knew he was the less rowdy of his friends and family.*

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

“Oh, I see. Hm… He always is so fixated on me.”

*He a little pridefully claimed, twirling a strand of hair.*

“You’re good to him, aren’t you? He deserves the best. He works so hard.”

Oh we are just friends who occasionally partake but yes I treat him nice we all do. No matter how it looks to you humans

*He held his hands in surrender.*

“That’s all I can ask for. He doesn’t need more pressure, you know? That’s all… Have you two been hanging out recently?”

Yeah we all went to a pool yesterday and this morning

“Oh! A pool! What summer fun! Must’ve had a blast!”

*He knew adult pool parties were very different than kid ones, but he was excited thinking that they played games and ate pizza.*

It was fun. Samuel tried for a few hours to walk on water bare ass naked he got it eventually

“He can do that?!”

*He blinked, a little blushing.*

Yeah? Why ... I mean its just water

“Well… people can’t. I mean, I know he can fly, but…”

*He shrugged.*

I keep forgetting you things have terrible balance and bones ... and mass

*Things? Gosh… He rubbed his arm, looking away.*

“Y-Yeah… I-I t-try to minimize that. How does it feel? To be weightless?”

Uh fine I guess its kinda how I was born it was meant to be.

Nvm he was just pointing out the fact that he's pregnant

“Oh… He must be used to that from me. I wasn’t quite kind in my fear of his weight gain. I’ve been trying to be better about it.”

- The War Profiteer

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

“S-Sorry, just, um-”

*He put on a wide, shaky smile and combed his hair back with his hand.*

“Haven’t met you before. S-So, wanna make a good impression.”

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

“O-Oh.”

*He blushed at the mention of Sam, but he slouched at that blunt description.*

“…Ah. Yes, well… I put on the charm for him.”

So you like like him

Laughs

“Uh… Yeah. Yeah, I do. He’s a good guy.”

*He couldn’t tell if he was childish, or just joking. Curious.*

Floats up a bit and kicks his feet a bit laughing

Oh my myself that is adorable

*He smirked a little at that, looking at his little wings.*

“Huh. Didn’t take you for a lovey sort.”

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

“Oh yeah? Is he usually not so lucky?”

*He tilted his head, finding this curious. Sam seemed usually quite promiscuous, but he knew he was the less rowdy of his friends and family.*

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

“Oh, I see. Hm… He always is so fixated on me.”

*He a little pridefully claimed, twirling a strand of hair.*

“You’re good to him, aren’t you? He deserves the best. He works so hard.”

Oh we are just friends who occasionally partake but yes I treat him nice we all do. No matter how it looks to you humans

*He held his hands in surrender.*

“That’s all I can ask for. He doesn’t need more pressure, you know? That’s all… Have you two been hanging out recently?”

Yeah we all went to a pool yesterday and this morning

“Oh! A pool! What summer fun! Must’ve had a blast!”

*He knew adult pool parties were very different than kid ones, but he was excited thinking that they played games and ate pizza.*

It was fun. Samuel tried for a few hours to walk on water bare ass naked he got it eventually

“He can do that?!”

*He blinked, a little blushing.*

Yeah? Why ... I mean its just water

“Well… people can’t. I mean, I know he can fly, but…”

*He shrugged.*

I keep forgetting you things have terrible balance and bones ... and mass

Nvm he was just pointing out the fact that he's pregnant

“Oh… He must be used to that from me. I wasn’t quite kind in my fear of his weight gain. I’ve been trying to be better about it.”

- The War Profiteer

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

“S-Sorry, just, um-”

*He put on a wide, shaky smile and combed his hair back with his hand.*

“Haven’t met you before. S-So, wanna make a good impression.”

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

“O-Oh.”

*He blushed at the mention of Sam, but he slouched at that blunt description.*

“…Ah. Yes, well… I put on the charm for him.”

So you like like him

Laughs

“Uh… Yeah. Yeah, I do. He’s a good guy.”

*He couldn’t tell if he was childish, or just joking. Curious.*

Floats up a bit and kicks his feet a bit laughing

Oh my myself that is adorable

*He smirked a little at that, looking at his little wings.*

“Huh. Didn’t take you for a lovey sort.”

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

“Oh yeah? Is he usually not so lucky?”

*He tilted his head, finding this curious. Sam seemed usually quite promiscuous, but he knew he was the less rowdy of his friends and family.*

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

“Oh, I see. Hm… He always is so fixated on me.”

*He a little pridefully claimed, twirling a strand of hair.*

“You’re good to him, aren’t you? He deserves the best. He works so hard.”

Oh we are just friends who occasionally partake but yes I treat him nice we all do. No matter how it looks to you humans

*He held his hands in surrender.*

“That’s all I can ask for. He doesn’t need more pressure, you know? That’s all… Have you two been hanging out recently?”

Yeah we all went to a pool yesterday and this morning

“Oh! A pool! What summer fun! Must’ve had a blast!”

*He knew adult pool parties were very different than kid ones, but he was excited thinking that they played games and ate pizza.*

It was fun. Samuel tried for a few hours to walk on water bare ass naked he got it eventually

“He can do that?!”

*He blinked, a little blushing.*

Yeah? Why ... I mean its just water

Nvm he was just pointing out the fact that he's pregnant

“Oh… He must be used to that from me. I wasn’t quite kind in my fear of his weight gain. I’ve been trying to be better about it.”

- The War Profiteer

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

“S-Sorry, just, um-”

*He put on a wide, shaky smile and combed his hair back with his hand.*

“Haven’t met you before. S-So, wanna make a good impression.”

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

“O-Oh.”

*He blushed at the mention of Sam, but he slouched at that blunt description.*

“…Ah. Yes, well… I put on the charm for him.”

So you like like him

Laughs

“Uh… Yeah. Yeah, I do. He’s a good guy.”

*He couldn’t tell if he was childish, or just joking. Curious.*

Floats up a bit and kicks his feet a bit laughing

Oh my myself that is adorable

*He smirked a little at that, looking at his little wings.*

“Huh. Didn’t take you for a lovey sort.”

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

“Oh yeah? Is he usually not so lucky?”

*He tilted his head, finding this curious. Sam seemed usually quite promiscuous, but he knew he was the less rowdy of his friends and family.*

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

“Oh, I see. Hm… He always is so fixated on me.”

*He a little pridefully claimed, twirling a strand of hair.*

“You’re good to him, aren’t you? He deserves the best. He works so hard.”

Oh we are just friends who occasionally partake but yes I treat him nice we all do. No matter how it looks to you humans

*He held his hands in surrender.*

“That’s all I can ask for. He doesn’t need more pressure, you know? That’s all… Have you two been hanging out recently?”

Yeah we all went to a pool yesterday and this morning

“Oh! A pool! What summer fun! Must’ve had a blast!”

*He knew adult pool parties were very different than kid ones, but he was excited thinking that they played games and ate pizza.*

It was fun. Samuel tried for a few hours to walk on water bare ass naked he got it eventually

Nvm he was just pointing out the fact that he's pregnant

“Oh… He must be used to that from me. I wasn’t quite kind in my fear of his weight gain. I’ve been trying to be better about it.”

- The War Profiteer

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

“S-Sorry, just, um-”

*He put on a wide, shaky smile and combed his hair back with his hand.*

“Haven’t met you before. S-So, wanna make a good impression.”

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

“O-Oh.”

*He blushed at the mention of Sam, but he slouched at that blunt description.*

“…Ah. Yes, well… I put on the charm for him.”

So you like like him

Laughs

“Uh… Yeah. Yeah, I do. He’s a good guy.”

*He couldn’t tell if he was childish, or just joking. Curious.*

Floats up a bit and kicks his feet a bit laughing

Oh my myself that is adorable

*He smirked a little at that, looking at his little wings.*

“Huh. Didn’t take you for a lovey sort.”

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

“Oh yeah? Is he usually not so lucky?”

*He tilted his head, finding this curious. Sam seemed usually quite promiscuous, but he knew he was the less rowdy of his friends and family.*

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

“Oh, I see. Hm… He always is so fixated on me.”

*He a little pridefully claimed, twirling a strand of hair.*

“You’re good to him, aren’t you? He deserves the best. He works so hard.”

Oh we are just friends who occasionally partake but yes I treat him nice we all do. No matter how it looks to you humans

*He held his hands in surrender.*

“That’s all I can ask for. He doesn’t need more pressure, you know? That’s all… Have you two been hanging out recently?”

Yeah we all went to a pool yesterday and this morning

Nvm he was just pointing out the fact that he's pregnant

“Oh… He must be used to that from me. I wasn’t quite kind in my fear of his weight gain. I’ve been trying to be better about it.”

- The War Profiteer

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

“S-Sorry, just, um-”

*He put on a wide, shaky smile and combed his hair back with his hand.*

“Haven’t met you before. S-So, wanna make a good impression.”

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

“O-Oh.”

*He blushed at the mention of Sam, but he slouched at that blunt description.*

“…Ah. Yes, well… I put on the charm for him.”

So you like like him

Laughs

“Uh… Yeah. Yeah, I do. He’s a good guy.”

*He couldn’t tell if he was childish, or just joking. Curious.*

Floats up a bit and kicks his feet a bit laughing

Oh my myself that is adorable

*He smirked a little at that, looking at his little wings.*

“Huh. Didn’t take you for a lovey sort.”

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

“Oh yeah? Is he usually not so lucky?”

*He tilted his head, finding this curious. Sam seemed usually quite promiscuous, but he knew he was the less rowdy of his friends and family.*

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

“Oh, I see. Hm… He always is so fixated on me.”

*He a little pridefully claimed, twirling a strand of hair.*

“You’re good to him, aren’t you? He deserves the best. He works so hard.”

Oh we are just friends who occasionally partake but yes I treat him nice we all do. No matter how it looks to you humans

Wait God? They're real?!

“Yeah! They are I’ve met a few.”

And I must say I am probably the hottest

Biting into a pita chip wearing swim trunks and a bit damp

“…hm…” *Hed have to think about that* “you been swimming?”

Yeah we have been. Its been a while lil H

“It has…lil H? I forget that was the nickname.”

Yeah, little man.

Finishes the chip

... you've gotten rounder

“…” *He frowns embarrassed* “yes…yes I have thank you for reminding me…”

It is the truth.

So Priapus visit ya

“Not personally but yes you could say so.”

So do we know what it is yet

“It’s a baby girl! She’s actually coming pretty soon by what the doctor thinks.”

Aw bet she's gonna be the cutest who's the other parent

“Cain Kilroy! My man well not my only on but it’s a pet name for him.”

Oh thats adorable lil H

“Yeah? I’m so excited!”

Well im very proud of you

Nvm he was just pointing out the fact that he's pregnant

“Oh… He must be used to that from me. I wasn’t quite kind in my fear of his weight gain. I’ve been trying to be better about it.”

- The War Profiteer

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

“S-Sorry, just, um-”

*He put on a wide, shaky smile and combed his hair back with his hand.*

“Haven’t met you before. S-So, wanna make a good impression.”

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

“O-Oh.”

*He blushed at the mention of Sam, but he slouched at that blunt description.*

“…Ah. Yes, well… I put on the charm for him.”

So you like like him

Laughs

“Uh… Yeah. Yeah, I do. He’s a good guy.”

*He couldn’t tell if he was childish, or just joking. Curious.*

Floats up a bit and kicks his feet a bit laughing

Oh my myself that is adorable

*He smirked a little at that, looking at his little wings.*

“Huh. Didn’t take you for a lovey sort.”

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

“Oh yeah? Is he usually not so lucky?”

*He tilted his head, finding this curious. Sam seemed usually quite promiscuous, but he knew he was the less rowdy of his friends and family.*

I mean his attention span is normally alot shorter

Nvm he was just pointing out the fact that he's pregnant

“Oh… He must be used to that from me. I wasn’t quite kind in my fear of his weight gain. I’ve been trying to be better about it.”

- The War Profiteer

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

“S-Sorry, just, um-”

*He put on a wide, shaky smile and combed his hair back with his hand.*

“Haven’t met you before. S-So, wanna make a good impression.”

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

“O-Oh.”

*He blushed at the mention of Sam, but he slouched at that blunt description.*

“…Ah. Yes, well… I put on the charm for him.”

So you like like him

Laughs

“Uh… Yeah. Yeah, I do. He’s a good guy.”

*He couldn’t tell if he was childish, or just joking. Curious.*

Floats up a bit and kicks his feet a bit laughing

Oh my myself that is adorable

*He smirked a little at that, looking at his little wings.*

“Huh. Didn’t take you for a lovey sort.”

Oh im not but im just so proud of my sammy boy

Nvm he was just pointing out the fact that he's pregnant

“Oh… He must be used to that from me. I wasn’t quite kind in my fear of his weight gain. I’ve been trying to be better about it.”

- The War Profiteer

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

“S-Sorry, just, um-”

*He put on a wide, shaky smile and combed his hair back with his hand.*

“Haven’t met you before. S-So, wanna make a good impression.”

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

“O-Oh.”

*He blushed at the mention of Sam, but he slouched at that blunt description.*

“…Ah. Yes, well… I put on the charm for him.”

So you like like him

Laughs

“Uh… Yeah. Yeah, I do. He’s a good guy.”

*He couldn’t tell if he was childish, or just joking. Curious.*

Floats up a bit and kicks his feet a bit laughing

Oh my myself that is adorable

Nvm he was just pointing out the fact that he's pregnant

“Oh… He must be used to that from me. I wasn’t quite kind in my fear of his weight gain. I’ve been trying to be better about it.”

- The War Profiteer

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

“S-Sorry, just, um-”

*He put on a wide, shaky smile and combed his hair back with his hand.*

“Haven’t met you before. S-So, wanna make a good impression.”

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

“O-Oh.”

*He blushed at the mention of Sam, but he slouched at that blunt description.*

“…Ah. Yes, well… I put on the charm for him.”

So you like like him

Laughs

Nvm he was just pointing out the fact that he's pregnant

“Oh… He must be used to that from me. I wasn’t quite kind in my fear of his weight gain. I’ve been trying to be better about it.”

- The War Profiteer

Don't worry, sweetheart. I'd never be actually mean to lil H

“O-Oh! H-Hey, there… uh… Hermes. How are y-you?”

Im good why so nervous?

“S-Sorry, just, um-”

*He put on a wide, shaky smile and combed his hair back with his hand.*

“Haven’t met you before. S-So, wanna make a good impression.”

Oh sam talks about you. Admittedly you arent as cute as he made you out to be

Wait God? They're real?!

“Yeah! They are I’ve met a few.”

And I must say I am probably the hottest

Biting into a pita chip wearing swim trunks and a bit damp

“…hm…” *Hed have to think about that* “you been swimming?”

Yeah we have been. Its been a while lil H

“It has…lil H? I forget that was the nickname.”

Yeah, little man.

Finishes the chip

... you've gotten rounder

“…” *He frowns embarrassed* “yes…yes I have thank you for reminding me…”

It is the truth.

So Priapus visit ya

“Not personally but yes you could say so.”

So do we know what it is yet

“It’s a baby girl! She’s actually coming pretty soon by what the doctor thinks.”

Aw bet she's gonna be the cutest who's the other parent

“Cain Kilroy! My man well not my only on but it’s a pet name for him.”