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yo heard from the grapevine that this was a pretty chill hub might hang out here sometime. been needing a new spot anyways since bro that total devil titillating flesh dong used my password sheet to wipe down one of his weirdly plump smuppets so no way am i ever gonna touch that shit again i think maybe that was his way of preserving the strider name after seeing all the ill truths i was spitting about simon or something oh man. simon

remember this douchedag?

i never even got to talk about the dude whos name i just found out is carl and, ok, fuck it, im taking this goddamn opportunity by its fat candy encrusted double chin and finishing off what i started, beginning with the sick ass bro who decided that gelling his hair up into a crude imitation of two floppy dongs was THE. SHIT

like can you just look at him for one second and tell me that whoever birthed this smarmy motherfucker didnt just turn heel and hang themselves on the nearest ceiling pole because gogdamn shit see my fingers cant even hit these keys right anymore pimpmaster losing his touch with the darls and the dj is progressively getting closer to understanding hellen keller while carl good old carl is still staring at you with those same lust hooded eyes except this time, there might be a hint of excitement over there in making you squirm???? dont wanna think about that actually anyways for the love of god just look at this shit. status: the quiet one, dead easy going. and then they just slap a pic of him posing up like 1995 snoop dogg on his 5th bender (pictured below)

am i seriously supposed to look at this and go "man carl you are just the sickest nasty motherfucker i have ever laid my eyes upon, let me graze upon your feet like a little baby bambi and suck on the capitalist candy that is your teets"????? whoever wrote and/or drew this should comedically fall in a sewer and have the manhole cover lock them in ok this is like the gift that just keeps on giving it feels like motherfucking christmas up in this joint like im not even kidding hahaha shits got me wrinkling up harder than the grandfather on your mothers side who you thought was dead but reallys just rotting over at a retirement home whatev come peep this crap: his interests include shooting hoops, hip hop tunes, computer games... pretty damn normal so far. no big eyebrow raisers i mean hell yeah who doesnt enjoy going out and scoring some wicked goals over at the sportsball hoops am i right. but then oh god but then hahahahahhaha then it says that one of his FAVORITE things in the ENTIRE WORLD is. are you ready for this i dont think youre ready for this but im dropping this shit on you like a hot potato anyways because one of his favorite things in the entire world is vanilla ice cream vanilla ice cream like cmon im not trying to say anything but youve gotta be some kind of impercipient sleezeball to not get the gem of irony hiding behind all this dripped out, arguably vanilla flavored, cred fests now im not trying to start anything in our good year of trump god bless his soul 2025 so let me just say that this dude is just so clearly a strawberry typa guy and it gets my panties in a bunch to see his soul fucking desecrated so badly. like this shit is stupefying get my man a scoop of that pink berry goodness posthaste and make it snappy because aint no shit gets radder than a man clad with a sweet course of siberian moo sap sorry i think im getting kinda parasocial with my friend carl here maybe i should reel it back a bit ok reeling it back a bit wow this really got away from me what was i even going to write about oh yeah leave shit in my askbox i guess and ill try to satisfy all you groveling masses with an answer from the one, the only, the all-mighty GUY WITH A *NEW* BLOG. shit giant honor i know just remind me to never enter the kids zone ever again its like a fucking vice