The World's Smallest Yellow Bicycle

I have a master's degree in being a goober

[th3-y3llowb-1k3]

Introduction (yay) 💚✌️

My name is Joe, but you can call me Bike (like my url), Scout (no one fucking calls me that), or The Muncher (nickname provided by my bf). My pronouns are he/they (Im transmasc), I'm a bi, aceflux, and a MINOR (shocking)

Interests:

Video games (Dispatch, Tf2, Undertale, Deltarune, Cuphead)

Crafting (crocheing, sewing, embroidery, making jewelry)

Drawing (mostly traditional art but I'm attempting digital art)

Writing (might do fan fiction soon, idk)

Music (The Beatles, Modern Baseball, George Harrison, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Slipknot, TV Girl)

TCC*

*I do not support the actions of any of the perps nor do I wish to replicate what they did. I enjoy researching them, mainly. I will NOT reblog anything including real weaponry, gore or footage from any events involving any perps committing their crime.

Fun facts:

I really like bugs (mostly centipedes)

My favorite foods are mozzarella sticks and strawberry yogurt (not together)

I do not like wearing shoes, but socks are okay (sometimes)

I play the flute, I'm learning the alto saxophone and guitar

I love gum

I'm a nature & animal lover

OCs:

I'll post art of my ocs on here and I would like to clarify I've got three different projects going on. I've made art for one [🎷], attempted to make a comic for another [🪖], and actually started writing for another [🔥]. I'll use different tags for the different projects (see below)

[🎷] - Knife Fightrs -> KF rats

[🪖] - Invasion of the Superhumans -> IOTSH roaches

[🔥] - Sharp as a Flame -> SAAF wasps

I call them rats/roaches/wasps as terms of endearment if you were curious, I'm not being mean to them

Head mate list:

Joe (host, he/they) -> 🏵🥛

Leo (co host, any [she/her or neos preferred]) ->🥤🧢

Murray (🟦) -> 🏴‍☠️🌊

Harris (🟦) -> 🌾☀️

Colm (fictive [1], 🟦) -> 🍺☘️

Jane/Soldier (fictive [2], 🟦) -> 🦅🎆

Andre (introject [3], 🟦) -> 📽🩸

Berdly (fictive [4], he/they) -> 📚❄️

[1] - Dispatch (video game) [2] - Team Fortress 2 (video game) [3] - Zero Day (movie)** [4] - Deltarune (video game)

🟦 - he/him

Sourcemates are welcome for all sources!!!

**Note that I don't support or condone the actions of the real Colombine shooting nor do I support the shooting and killing of innocent people at any place or any time.

DNI:

I'm a (ethnically) Mexican trans guy who's dating another trans guy and if you have any problem with anything that sentence, you can politely fuck off and block me, I don't want anything to do with you. Follow your own dni basically

[creedei]

This is a joke

[caprisunizgud]

👆 First day of junior year survivor

[th3-y3llowb-1k3]

👆 Last day of summer band camp survivor

[th3-y3llowb-1k3]

Team WOKEtress 2 or whatever

[gh0stwithaheart]

it's okay pluto, im not a planet either

[miruthebakerr]

ѕωєєтѕ-тнємє∂ αѕк gαмє ꒷꒦︶꒷

A special for 400 followers!! Thank you all for supporting me! ♡

ᛝ Deserts / sweets!! [QUESTIONS] ᯓᡣ𐭩

𖹭 Cake: How do you normally spend your birthdays and do you like having them?

𖹭 Chocolate: Which year left the biggest impact on you and why?

𖹭 Gummy bears: What is the thing that makes you feel the most nostalgic?

𖹭 Lollipop: If you could go back in time and change anything, what would it be?

𖹭 Licorice: What’s the worst nightmare you remember yourself having?

𖹭 Cookies: If you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be and why?

𖹭 Ice cream: What are you the most proud of?

𖹭 Pudding: What is your comfort place that you always find yourself going back to?

𖹭 Apple pie: What’s your biggest pet peeve?

𖹭 Ice cream: Did your personality change a lot from the time you were just a kid?

𖹭 Pancakes: What’s your biggest toxic trait?

𖹭 Donut: Is there a food you absolutely despise and if yes then what is it?

𖹭 Cupcake: What is the emotion that you feel the most?

𖹭 Cinnamon roll: What song do you relate to the most and why?

𖹭 Jelly: Is there a game/show out there that made you feel understood?

𖹭 Marshmallow: Do you want people to remember you after your death and if yes then for what reason?

𖹭 Waffle: Are you an early bird or a night owl?

𖹭 Cheesecake: Is there something that other people find weird in you and if yes, then what is it?

𖹭 Swiss roll: What do you think of humanity?

𖹭 Parfait: What’s the best dream you remember yourself having?

𖹭 Sorbet: Do you lie a lot?

𖹭 Eclair: Out of the seven deadly sins, which one describes you the most?

𖹭 Mochi: Do you struggle with letting things go?

ᛝ Ice cream flavors [STATEMENTS] ᯓᡣ𐭩

𐙚 Chocolate flavor: You’re so cool!!

𐙚 Strawberry flavor: You’re so sweet!!

𐙚 Vanilla flavor: Your presence is very calming

𐙚 Neapolitan: You’re my jiraiblr idol!!!

𐙚 Coffee flavor: I get excited seeing you on my dash

𐙚 Choco-mint flavor: I wish we interacted more. . . .

𐙚 Mint flavor: I want to bite you /affectionally

𐙚 Raspberry flavor: I love you!! /r

𐙚 Salted caramel flavor: I love you!! /p

𐙚 Mango flavor: In my head we are friends

𐙚 Pistachio flavor: I envy you

𐙚 Cherry flavor: I don't like you

I am actually really proud of this one!! (plz don't flop)

[one-man-rock-band-hahah]

the so called “host” after not fronting for weeks:

[th3-y3llowb-1k3]

No matter how many times I tell her Im uncomfortable she doesn’t listen and atp I'm used to it but every time it happens it makes me sick and upset at myself

[th3-y3llowb-1k3]

I might have trauma from The Person and that could explain why I am the way I am. Or I might just be a freak but Im not thinking abt that rn when I have to clock in tomorrow at 7:00 am

[never-have-we-ever]

never have we ever gained an afterlifer (someone who has died in their original world)

Never have we ever gained an afterlifer (someone who has died in their original world)

we have

we have not

nuance/unsure

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

[one-man-rock-band-hahah]

yup, calvin

[th3-y3llowb-1k3]

Andre 🥀

[th3-y3llowb-1k3]

He is yellow for an amazing reason...

[babylon-butterfly]

Should I change my theme, Ive been thinking abt it for a while

What theme do you have in mind :000

[th3-y3llowb-1k3]

Like an ocean/sea theme bc Im lowk a fish

[loser-37]

guys…. i think multiple websites are starting to think i speak spanish and defaulting to spanish and i’m not sure why

somebody help?? i don’t speak spanish?

[loser-37]

sorry, it’s portuguese.

[th3-y3llowb-1k3]

Learn Mandarin to confuse them

[loser-37]

i don’t think that’s very easy to do

[th3-y3llowb-1k3]

Pretend to learn Mandarin to confuse them even more

[loser-37]

guys…. i think multiple websites are starting to think i speak spanish and defaulting to spanish and i’m not sure why

somebody help?? i don’t speak spanish?

[loser-37]

sorry, it’s portuguese.

[th3-y3llowb-1k3]

Learn Mandarin to confuse them

[th3-y3llowb-1k3]

If Regiment beats Crown and/or Vanguard Im gonna get mad

[th3-y3llowb-1k3]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[th3-y3llowb-1k3]

If Regiment beats Crown and/or Vanguard Im gonna get mad

[elgreytea]

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

[loser-37]

project hail mary, i liked the movie, physical book

[th3-y3llowb-1k3]

All Quiet on the Western Front, I like war shit, physical book