LET’S FUQ IT UP

The college blog of spontaneous shit. 97' Bound in the Bay

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Lol

My blog is a bit of a mixed piece of shit. Horny thoughts or maybe romantics ones. My Freudian slip is just coming out is all.

The goal this year though is to get a really good makeout session. Being in the moment, their lips on mine, melting together, passionately and physically close to each other. Feeling their warmth, awkwardly rubbing maybe slightly moaning and using my hands to feel up and down their body running through their hair, pulling them in closer and just having that beautiful sexual tension building. Gets me hot just thinking about it.

You gotta spout what you want in the universe in order for it to happen. Am I right?

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Weird one

Sexual dreams? Lovem wish I had more. Although this one was really weird. I was basically hooking up with a girl... I knew from highschool but she was called “Nadine” all I remember vaguely was being in bed spooning hard I was little spoon. Yet you could feel that sexual tension yet we were just friends sleeping in a bed together. She started putting her leg on top of mine and pulling me in close. My ass rubbing up against her body. So warm omg. Although I remember at first she wanted to kiss me on the lips but I was scared cause her lips were so plump and maybe it was my first... yet once we started we just kept going at it. Idk what happened but we were so close to scissoring but it was all base 1 stuff. During the next day she messaged In a group chat she got it on with someone and I just messaged her on the said saying I had a great time but hope she wouldn’t exploit me. It was this whole taboo thing since I considered myself to be over 18 and she was still a junior in highschool. Omfgggg craaaazy. But damn I woke up thinking shiiiiit with that kind of life everyday would I consider being bi?! Idk. I felt weird cause I like guys and never considered being with a girl but I mean love it love. I could have a fling but my end goal is being with a guy hopefully. On another note the dream transitioned into my old drum corps teacher wearing a fox onesie and getting me to smoke some weed with him lmaoooo.

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I LOST IT AT THE END

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The girl brightening her underarms is actually Khloe Dosh!! 

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via hellogiggles

This hyperpigmentation trick apparently also helps brighten up inner thighs and around your neck!

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HALLELUJAH i need thissss

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Biiiiihhhhhh

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Saves for later

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Hmmm 🤔🤔🤔

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This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

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iv been laughing for 20 years

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I’m watching this now

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elie saab | couture fall ‘16

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Back?!?!

When I honestly thought he had moved down to SoCal and his internship for good?!?! Idk how to feel every moment I hear something about him it makes me feel so confused but intrigued... Can this please stop?! I really want closure from you. Can you just man up and give that to me first?

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He's gone.

Soooooo MBD has been gone for awhile now for his internship but I had a weird dream that it was all a lie... I dreamt that he was actually working at this diner called Ray's and everyone else knew about it except me. Soul sista told me about it so from there I heard and couldn't believe it. Maybe this is my subconscience telling me that I miss him being around California and not in freaking Ireland. Stupid shiz even after all the crap you've put me through j still miss your company.

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Tell me your dream.

Wow well what can I say... This was one of the most sexually hot dream i could remember It was weird it was me mbd and Ross geller at my house in the living room trying to learn about something or lessons on the wall. Mbd was teaching us and we were kinda just there. However we had the biggest break and then I could say me and Ross were getting pretty horny. I kept whispering in my ear that gawd I'm horny or telling him wanna do something dirty? From there we were just sitting next to each other making out French kissing everywhere and his tongue swirling with my tongue. In my dream it honestly felt great. We would hide from room to room making out and macking on each other so we wouldn't get caught. From there I think at one point I was sitting down and his face in my hands him squatting down facing my stomach and I just bent over and rolled up his sweating clawing him slowly up his raw back to send chills down his body. He just kept telling me how hot it was. Until mbd walked in on us and we just acted like nothing happened LOL I waved and just walked out the room. Although honestly after we both felt sorta guilty. Like I was creating feelings for Ross but at the same time I mighta just used him to get mbd jealous... But I think we talked it out and made everything ok. Idk just waking up to it all made me feel all horny inside kinda makes me wish if I'll do it later to a guy I actually like hahaha.

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Tbh

I feel like outside of this house I can never show anyone my true self because idk if it's trust or just the thought that no one can truly handle what I'm going through. I mean I'm always there for my friends but for once when can I let everything out and just have people there for me...? Today was heartbreaking my mom told me to make a list of all the questions she wants me to ask her before she dies. Honestly I was tearing up once I heard it I just wanted to end my life then and there too. I mean that's too much for one person to handle. I don't know what to think. I'm just scared of the fact that she is might die sooner than expected. That's why I'm always mad when the social worker comes. I know how terrified and scared she is having to discuss the future but she tries to keep it all under wraps being calm and composed. I feel horrible. And also wish for a miracle...

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Me everytime I think of mbd ☹️

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11:41

The more I'm stuck with my thoughts lying in bed the more I keep losing self confidence. Out of all my friends at the lunch table back in highschool all of them by now have either been in a serious relationship or are close to a guy friend that has feelings for them as well. Looking at my life I haven't made any romantic progress instead it's deteriorating. Someone my age without having a first kiss, sex, or just someone to cuddle and love as a S.O. Hasn't happened for me yet... Sometimes I feel like I've become those people on kik who get their thrills from dirty thoughts and more. Even worse I feel as though I've succumbed to the fact that I like gossiping over my sad life when I don't even know if I still like MBD. Thinking it through why do I go through all the hard work of tryin to get him to be friends with me. Why did I buy that grad card and why did I write that letter?!? Why do I get jealous when my other friends get to hangout with him and become scared when I know for a fact he is nearby hanging at my park. Why is it all so conflicting. Sometimes I wonder can I just start over when I get to move to SoCal? Can I just join a drum corps and immerse myself in winter percussion and school ethics??? Then from there if fate allows me I can find a new life maybe filled with love all on my own.

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Summer is finally here

All I gotta say is FUQ the bank. Like jesus just give me my money. Dubs game is on. Thank you to friends like 11:11 twin and giggles for listening to my problems and I think SS is ignoring me. Oh well. My life is already fucked LOL. Wish me luck

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Gingaaaa

Lol note to self stop drinking alcohol on an empty stomach. It's ok to be emotional and a reck at times but never do that you'll get stomach pains for hours homie.