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⋙ THAGAN™ ; an independent portrayal of Tommy Hagan from Netflix's ' Stranger Things ' . private / selective / headcanon-based / low-activity. penned by hannah. ⋙ A STUDY IN ; bratty half-pint. the insecure bully. boomerang bigot. deliberate under-performance. sour outside, sad inside. why we can't have nice things. rebellious spirit. moral myopia. love hungry. his own worst enemy. freudian excuse. returning big bad. hero antagonist. redemption equals . . . ??? ⋙ HEAVILY AFFILIATED WITH ; @harringtontm ; @musecraft ; @shadowcovcn ; @munsontm

⋙ LINKS ; carrd

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blythestethics

❛ SCREAM SENTENCE STARTERS

“Did you really call the police?” “My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!” “You’ve seen one too many movies!” “Movies don’t create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!” “No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!” “Should I let the machine get it?” “Are you alone in the house?” “You bitch, where the fuck are you?” “Not so fast, we’re going to play a little game.” “Guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherfucking ass!” “I think I’m dying here, man!” “I’m going to rip you up, bitch!” “What’s your favorite scary movie?” “I’m gettin’ another beer, you want one?” “I’ll be right back!” “Do you like scary movies?” “No, you listen to me you little bitch! You hang up on me again and I’ll gut you like a fish!” “Mmmm… corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig’s blood in ‘Carrie.’ ” “Oh, my God. I thought you were dead.” “I never thought I’d be so happy to be a virgin.” “Who’s there?” “You tricked me.” “I wanna see breasts.” “We all go a little mad sometimes.” “The police are always off track with this shit! If they’d watch Prom Night, they’d save time! There’s a formula to it. A very simple formula!” “EVERYBODY’S A SUSPECT!” “If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?” “She was never attacked. I think she made it all up.” “The girl has some serious issues.” “What if she did it? What if she killed them?” “Maybe she’s a slut, just like her mother.” “Teen suicide is out this year and homicide is a much healthier, therapeutic expression.” “Where do you get this shit?” “But this is life. This isn’t a movie.” “It’s all a movie. It’s all one great big movie. Only you can pick your genre.” “If I’m right about this, I could save a man’s life.” “How do you - gut someone?” “It’s called tact, you fuck-rag.” “It’s the millennium. Motives are incidental.” “Well I don’t really believe in motives. I mean, did Norman Bates have a motive?” “See, it’s a lot more scarier when there’s no motive.” “You’re not a virgin. Now you got to die. Those are the rules.” “This game is like a scary movie. How do you think it’s going to end?” “What’s the matter? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” “Fairness would be to rip your insides out and hang you from a tree so we can expose you for the heartless, desensitized little shits that you are!” “I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl.” “There’s always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend.” “That is so sexist. The killer could easily be female. Basic Instinct.” “Why are you doing this?” “It’s all part of the game. It’s called, GUESS HOW I’M GONNA DIE?” “Who am I? The beer wench?” “Looks like we’ve got a serial killer on our hands!” “ ‘Serial Killer’ is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.” “If I may say so, you are much prettier in person.” “I didn’t kill anybody.” “You still haven’t told me your name.” “I want to know who I’m looking at.” “I thought she was dead.” “How does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? People want to know. They have a right to know! How does it feel?” “I am two seconds away from calling the police!” “They’ll never make it in time.” “Wait, I thought we were going to go out.” “Don’t hang up on me.” “I told you not to hang up on me.” “Why can’t I be a Meg Ryan movie? Or even a good porno.” “You’re not supposed to be here.” “Why don’t you wanna talk to me?” “Well, you’re not going to be alone any more, right? If you pee, I pee. Is that clear?” “It’s called subtlety. You should look it up.” “Just think - if they make a movie about you, who’s gonna play you?” “It’s so sad. Her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree limb, her insides on the outside.” “I always had a thing for ya, [NAME]!” “Cut Casper, that’s a wrap!” “What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not a killer?” “Can you see me right now?” “You make me so sick. Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me.” “Don’t freak yourself out, okay? We’ve got a long night ahead of us.”

#ooc. [ meme ]#don’t mind me.#just doing a little dusting off and cleaning up.

kaceyrps

TANNER BUCHANAN in HOW TO DATE BILLY WALSH

#study. [ visage ]#i know I’ve been gone forever.#like it’s been a hot minute.#but I HAD TO share this.#the look guys.#this LOOK!!#curly hair and pretty eyes.#how dare he.

gotta love how pretty much everyone on the dash is sick rn . . . to whom it may concern, have a snotty high five!

#ooc. [ mun talk ]#I’m not as bad as I was two days ago anymore.#but still the opposite of great.#yay for flu season!

danielslaw

TANNER BUCHANAN AS ROBBY KEENE COBRA KAI SEASON 3 EPISODE 9

#study. [ visage ]#I’m not saying I’m buying my way back into the dash with that pretty face.#but if I were.#is it working?

me: I’ll do ic replies today, fingers crossed

also me: doesn’t do shit for a month straight

excuse the silence folks, life is busy. I do miss Tommy though and bugging all y’all with this freckled menace, so I’ll try and get my shit together. slowly, still, but gradually. in the meantime always feel free to hop into my IM or chat me up on discord to yell with me about our muses!

#ooc. [ mun talk ]#turns out a 40hr work week AND moving at the same time takes a toll on your day.#who knew.#me. I knew. technically but I’m an idiot occasionally so…

rpmemesyo

The World Ends With You: The Animation

sentences taken from the english dub of The World Ends With You: The Animation

"Trapped like a freaking rat."

"You're gonna have to trust me!"

"So, uh... You got a name?"

"You're such a lazy bum!"

"Can't all be go-getters like you."

"I didn't take you for much, but you're actually pretty sharp."

"I spooked you then you spooked me!"

"Teamwork really makes the dream work."

"You know, you say some really depressing stuff every now and then."

"You're trying so hard. I think I know why."

"I think you're fine the way you are."

"Nice to see that somebody's bouncing back."

"You had every right to ditch me, but you chose to stay."

"Don't get weird on me now!"

"You kids better not die on me!"

"I've had my eye on you for quite some time now."

"What a splendid team the two of us will make."

"You are so zetta slow!"

"I'm confused right now."

"Had a feeling we'd make a good team, but I didn't know we'd be that good."

"We could try that teamwork thing."

"As your partner, I'm both offended and concerned."

"How long are you planning to mope?"

"It's no secret that I'm a supremely talented man."

"Enjoy every moment with all you've got."

"Like, just die."

"How's caring about someone the slightest bit wrong?"

"If I had been on my own, I doubt I'd be here today."

"For better or worse, we're partners."

"They may be gone, but you and I aren't."

"Let's back 'em up, they'll hate every second of it!"

"Are you, like, stupid?"

"How is fighting up close safe?!"

"He hurts my brain."

"I thought you couldn't afford to lose."

"Toodles, you little twerp!"

"Oh, to be young and foolish again."

"Do you even understand yourself when you talk?"

"Woot-woot, go girl."

"Being indebted to people is so not metal."

"Can't fix dumb, and that's no doubt what you are."

"Will you just shut your face?!"

"Been ages since I actually tried."

"You bitch."

"Sucks to be you, I guess."

"No more games."

"I trust you."

"Didn't know your smile got that big."

"Perhaps that means everything was necessary."

"Nothing in this world is pointless."

"Aw, do I detect the sound of loneliness?"

"It's a wonderful world, huh?"

#ooc. [ meme ]#an attempt to get back to things?#possibly.#don’t be shy folks!

Tommy, in jail: what about my Miranda Rights, huh? you’re supposed to say I’ve got the right to remain silent. you forgot to say I have the right to remain silent!

Hopper, exhausted: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! what you lack is the capacity!

#ic. [ crack ]#not me tagging this as crack as if it weren’t the truth.

thagantm

busy busy weekend ahead but the good news is: WE HAVE WORKING INTERNET! wohoo!

lemme use this chance to throw out another reverse meme call though! hit the heart and I’ll send Tommy into your inbox for some shenanigans. no need to be shy!

#ooc. [ mun talk ]#busy weekend again.#more furniture to assemble.#also in desperate need of a nap.#so do the do folks!#no need to be shy!

fertilitasetmortem

if u ship ur muse with my muse

PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME

because i might also ship it

but i would be sitting there like

welp, i would do this, but i don’t know if they like it

#ooc. [ psa ]#Tommy is easily shippable.#so there’s something that can def happen.

oceansprompts

SEND MY MUSE ANONS!!

Send them:

Questions about their relationships Invasive, uncomfortable personal questions Ask them about their childhood Throw random, weird thoughts at them Confess to them anything you want Ask them anything and everything

#ooc. [ meme ]#i’ll most likely be a little quiet until monday.#so if you wanna use the weekend to potentially annoy the shit out of tommy.#do the do folks.#I love love love intruding anons.#go wild!

cohens

#study. [ visage ]#-sighs- tommy in juvie may be my favorite thing ngl.

MINI RANT INCOMING ; how . . . how the f*** do some folks in the tags have the impression that the s1 scene of Steve smashing Jonathan’s camera could have anything to do with him , Carol , and Tommy wanting to “humiliate Nancy” ? like . . . what ???

I’m . . . hmmm . . . alright .

I know that critical thinking isn’t one of the strong suits of the ST fandom as a whole ( and yes , this sounds mean , that is on purpose , btw ) but in what world can anybody believe that primarily Steve’s actions , but also Tommy being his usual helpful omega male self , were not even a little justified and - more importantly - largely served to PROTECT Nancy . Steve is still actively dating Nancy at this point , why the hell would he want to humiliate his girlfriend ?

I’m fully aware that the Duffers love to use certain means to build up a bias for or against characters . when we first meet Jonathan , he’s the caring , gentle older brother who’s a bit weird ( relatable for most of us ) and quiet and a touch shy ; a character one can easily sympathize with . at the same time , the first impression we get of Carol and Tommy , is via Barb , another sympathetic and lovable character , who personally doesn’t like the two and thus only hands us the perspective that they both , for no reason she ever actually mentions , are horrible people . we go into the first actual scenes with them somewhere around ep 2 , already believing they are awful and neither ever really gets a chance from the fandom after that point . now by the time Steve smashes Jonathan’s camera , people surely will have an idea of who the characters are ( and that Jonathan indeed is a sweet kid , but a little weird , while we simultaneously are to believe that Tommy and Carol are awful ) so I understand a certain wish for specific perspectives and outcomes , but come on !

hate on the alleged “ bullies ” as much as you want ( funnily enough neither of them are ever actually shown to bully anybody - I can write a whole other rant / hc on Tommy’s graffiti on the theatre , but oh well ) the one clearly in the wrong there is Jonathan and Steve & co have every right to be pissed at him . Steve most likely wants to save Nancy’s reputation by making sure that there are no photos of her in her underwear , first of all . besides that obvious point , what happened here is a clear violation of the privacy of all four of them . Steve , Tommy , and Carol seem a little blasé about the fact , sure , but consider that they are supposed to be the “ cool kids ” . all three of them would die without their carefully crafted reputations , so what do you do ? you keep discomfort under wraps - which , however , doesn’t mean they didn’t feel any . imagine you found out someone was hiding in the bushes by your house and took pictures of you without your consent or knowledge . . .

truth be told , for people who , allegedly , are so goddamn awful , their handling of the situation is remarkably benign . smashing Jonathan’s camera , pushing him around a little , ripping the pictures apart . . . it’s uncomfortable , but not horrible . we never see any further consequences for Jonathan , or , in fact , Nancy later on . neither Carol , nor Tommy , seemingly tell anyone that Jonathan , essentially , is a stalker . neither tell anyone that pictures of Nancy in her underwear exist(ed) . they had the chance to ruin both of them in the wake of this and didn’t . now before anyone screeches , this is not me saying meeting the basic , lowest standard of human etiquette automatically makes you a good person . . . this is me saying these two aren’t the irredeemable assholes the fandom likes to believe , and that some of the things they do , even though leaning on the mean scale , are justified .

#study. [ headcanon ]#not me ranting away at work.#dear santa.#for christmas this year.#I wish for some people to use their brains for a change.#do I really have to write a post at some point.#on why carol and tommy aren't bad people.#and actually are the kind of friends you WANT in your corner.#do I?#really?

ohisms

𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 & 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 (a series of nonverbal prompts . mature themes present , ‘ my ’ muse belongs to the one who posted the meme - send “ + REVERSE ” to reverse the prompts .)

→ 𝐈 . GENERAL

❛ hush . raise a finger in a gesture to silence my muse . ❛ sit . gesture for my muse to sit down . ❛ door . hold a door open for my muse . ❛ tap . tap my muse on the shoulder to garner their attention . ❛ hunger . give my muse something to eat / drink . ❛ cook . present my muse with home - cooked food . ❛ brush . work a brush / comb through my muse’s hair . ❛ read . silently read a book alongside my muse . ❛ hand . hold out a hand for my muse to take . ❛ dressed . help my muse put on an article of clothing . ❛ note . give my muse a note saying : [ content ] . ❛ amplify . turn up the music in the car .

→ 𝐈𝐈 . ANGST

❛ patch . help my muse patch up a wound . ❛ night terrors . hold my muse after they wake up from a nightmare . ❛ company . silently sit with my muse to comfort them. ❛ hospital . my muse is told that yours is in the hospital . ❛ revelation . show my muse evidence of a lie they told . ❛ indulge . find my muse drinking to cope . ❛ downfall . find my muse collapsed on the ground . ❛ console . comfort my muse as they cry . ❛ nurse . give my muse company in the hospital .

→ 𝐈𝐈𝐈 . AFFECTIONATE

❛ wink . wink at my muse . ❛ wrap . wrap an arm around my muse’s [ shoulders / waist ] . ❛ caress . gently caress my muse’s face . ❛ tousle . mess playfully with my muse’s hair . ❛ chest . place your head on my muse’s chest . ❛ comb . comb fingers through my muse’s hair . ❛ grasp . run to my muse & jump into their arms . ❛ lean . lean on my muse’s shoulder . ❛ tender . kiss my muse on the [ forehead / cheek / nose ] . ❛ abrupt . kiss my muse out of the blue . ❛ chaste . chastely kiss my muse . ❛ good morning . kiss my muse the morning after . ❛ volumes . gaze at my muse in a way that silently says ‘i love you’ .

→ 𝐈𝐕 . VIOLENT

❛ strike . [ slap / punch ] my muse in the face . ❛ gun . wield a gun at my muse . ❛ twist . twist my muse’s arm behind their back . ❛ throttle . aggressively wrap your hands around my muse’s throat . ❛ parch . burn my muse with a hot object . ❛ take down . forcefully bring my muse to the ground . ❛ gouge . wield a sharp object at my muse . ❛ shunt . shove my muse backwards . ❛ stickup . yell at my muse to put their hands in the air. ❛ shoot . [ fatally / non-fatally ] shoot my muse . ❛ stab . stab my muse with a [ knife / other object ].

→ 𝐕 . NSFW

❛ surprise . send an unexpected nsfw image to my muse . ❛ pin . push my muse against a [ wall, table, other ] . ❛ go down . go down on my muse . ❛ choke . intimately wrap your hands around my muse’s throat . ❛ belt loops . pull my muse closer by their belt loops . ❛ skinny dipping . go skinny dipping with my muse . ❛ rip . tear a piece of clothing from my muse’s body . ❛ mark . leave a mark on my muse’s body [ specify where ] .

#ooc. [ meme ]#I can probably do some replies again at work today.#so why not recycle this beauty.#and I’ll tackle the replies for that.#no need to be shy at all.