#do i?

[fleursmit]

how am i supposed to process all of the information i received today. will is driving mack’s car around vancouver while mack plays passenger princess, they went to get coffee (mack paid) and mack is playing drake essentials from will’s phone as they drive. im not crazy at all. i’m so normal

[dawnado]

Umm, random post... but look what I found.

I was writing a scene for a fic I'm working on, (Not showing it until its done) and I needed to google height differences of the characters.

I needed to know the heights for the movie universe, something I don't know as well, I only know their general heights in the games, manly Mario's as it's been officially stated.

I then sort of use head canons to make the other characters heights. Now, I usually make Bowser pretty big, but saying the dude is like 8 or 9 feet in writing doesn't hit as hard as this chart... GOOD GRACIOUS! THAT MAN HUGE IN THE MOVIE!

LIKE WHY IS HE SO GOSH DANG BIG!

He makes everyone else look like ants.

Game Bowser is Movie Bowser's little brother.

I watched the movie, multiple times, yes, he's big, but lining the cast up like this is hilarious.

And look at Toad, I knew man was a short king in the games, but he is the shortest king in the movies.😆

You telling me Mario faced up to this behemoth of a turtle and lived to tell the tale? Bro, Movie Mario built different.

(Yeah, I know Game Bowser's height is always fluctuating, and he even goes giant a lot. I'm not down playing Game Mario's accomplishes, he's still my favorite version of Mario. But you gotta give Movie Mario some credit, this is who he was dealing with.)

I could say a whole lot more, got lots of jokes up my sleeves, but I'm good for now.

[fiend-for-culture]

Day 26: Crack

The things this fandom has said about Simon Snow and butter...

Designed in Photoshop, cut with the Cricut, made of card stock.

[im-out-of-it]

I love when characters are constantly swearing and being messy but still having their growth because can you imagine Ilya and Shane not saying “fuck” and “shit” like that wouldn’t be heated rivalry. I swear a normal amount (I think) so swearing to me is second nature but I just can’t imagine good boy Shane Hollander not saying fuck. that wouldn’t be Shane Hollander

[meritssblog]

[thehumanwiki]

i’m transfem but i kept a they in my she/they pronouns. i have transfem-enby dual citizenship. my gender contains girl but girl is not all. Girl+. Girl Premium. Girl Expansion Pack. Girl Downloadable Content.

[notroosterbradshaw]

guess I’m not surprised I’ve gone down the Abbot rabbit hole.