[dietingsleuth-blog]

"Oh nice, that would have been hilarious if I actually had an assistant, instead of just wanting one.”

[thaismernick]

"Can't handle your job, Ira? Have you really started to go soft?"

[dietingsleuth-blog]

"I really need to find myself a competent assistant."

[thaismernick]

"Or perhaps your assistant needs a competent leader."

[chloexsavitri-deactivated201410]

"Wha- you okay over there?"

[thaismernick]

"Sorry, are you speaking to me?"

[kadermernick]

"That’s the spirit."

[thaismernick]

"Quit sulking, Kader, it's unbecoming. You're accentuating your failed Angelina Jolie lips."

[roxannecalvert]

Exactly the same.

[thaismernick]

"Oh, don't sound so upset about it! Mothers are a useless invention."

[daliamernickx]

     ”Suit yourself. I have no intention of fighting with you, nor do I have the time to bicker.” Dalia scrunches up her nose. “What is wrong with working here? I like it.” 

[thaismernick]

"Of course you do. That's one of the reasons why I don't."

[demonxalaric-deactivated2014101]

One does not push the great Thais Mernick. No, of course I don’t need anything. You were the one that greeted me first, so I was just returning the favor. 

[thaismernick]

"Are you mocking me? This will not end well for you, I would think you'd know that by now. Demons, even head demons, are expendable, I trust you know that."

[demonxalaric-deactivated2014101]

You seem pleasantly irritated as usual, Thais. Something new getting under your skin today?

[thaismernick]

"You, mostly. Is there something you needed, Alaric, or are you just here to see how far you can push me?"

[dclinquents]

"Oh, go fuck yourself."

[thaismernick]

"Already have. Does that mean you're next, then?"

[demonxalaric-deactivated2014101]

Does that mean I finally get to take you with me?

[thaismernick]

"That's a pretty ballsy move even for you, Alaric, don't you think?"

[kadermernick]

"Something better than being in the company of my sister? Don’t think so low of yourself."

[thaismernick]

"Oh, I don't. I think low of you."

[daliamernickx]

    “Fake is not in my nature. If we are going to work in the same environment, niceties are a necessity.” 

[thaismernick]

"We've been working in the same environment since the dawn of time; I have yet to face trouble in doing my job, and I have no intention of playing nice with you. And for the record, I don't work here. Don't be disgusting."

[scarlettaiden]

"Okay. Fuck books anyway, this one was full of lies. I’ll just put it over there for the next desperate idiot to pick up."

[thaismernick]

"Mm, The Bible? Good call."

[kadermernick]

"Careful not to charm the customers too much."

[thaismernick]

"What is this, a fucking family reunion? Don't you have something better to be doing? Some ass to be kissing, perhaps?"

[roxannecalvert]

I’m sorry, is there something you need? It’s impolite to stare, didn’t your mother teach you?

[thaismernick]

"My mother is in Heaven. Where's yours?"

[daliamernickx]

     ”Thais. Always lovely to see you.” 

[thaismernick]

"Shit, Dalia, I thought we got over the fake niceties during the Roman Empire."

[leon-tredway-deactivated2014100]

"Well—I haven’t really… just walked in. Can you give me a moment to look?"

[thaismernick]

"Do I look like the type of person that'll 'give you a moment to look'?"