[03:31] -- thanatoGraph [TG] began pestering carnivorousGravitation [CG] at 15:31 --
[03:34] TG: *Dave, becoming very quickly bored of his boring room, decides it's time to have a proper powwow with his friends, none of which he has managed to visit with in a casual setting in a while, like since the universe started ending. But who to see first? He thinks about popping in on one of his earth friends, but then he remembers: there is absolutely 100% no doubt that Karkat is sulking right now at
[03:34] TG: this very moment. This cheers Dave up, since he's been sulking too and misery loves company. He turns the dial on the magic door to the appropriate sign and walks into Karkat's room without so much as a knock.*
[03:43] CG: *he had indeed been sulking how did you know dave oh right you know practically everything about this guy. well, he is quite startled when he hears his best bro's voice. he's been lying face down on the bed for a long while, but now he jumps and flips over to see dave* JESUS. HAVE YOU HEARD OF KNOCKING? YOU'RE AN ASSUMABLY SMART PIECE OF SHIT, SO I'M ASSUMING YOU KNOW WHAT KNOCKING IS.
[03:44] TG: oh do you do knocking on your alien planet
[03:44] TG: i totally didnt realize i thought it might be a social faux pas
[03:44] TG: i didnt want to be rude and alert you to my presence before i entered
[03:45] CG: NOT ALERTING AN ALTERNIAN BASICALLY IMPLIES YOU'RE HERE TO ASSASSINATE.
[03:46] TG: the more you know
[03:46] TG: *he flops down on the bed next to karkat.*
[03:46] CG: YEAH. AMAZING CONCEPT.
[03:46] CG: *scoots over to make room for him*
[03:46] TG: anyway if i were going to assassinate you i would have done it already
[03:47] CG: *scoffs* YOU WOULD HAVE TRIED.
[03:47] TG: *looks around the room* nice digs
[03:47] TG: have you thought about decorating
[03:47] CG: *would probably have succeeded but uh*
[03:47] CG: THANKS, I WAS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING UP SOME SHELVES. STILL WORKING OUT HOW TO ATTACH THEM TO ALL THIS SPACE, THOUGH.
[03:48] CG: MAYBE A HANGING PLANT.
[03:48] TG: i like that idea
[03:49] TG: plants always give a room a very adult atmosphere
[03:49] TG: its like a baby step towards having your own progeny
[03:49] TG: first you get a plant
[03:49] CG: THE ONLY PROBLEM IS TRYING TO KEEP IT ALIVE. I FEEL LIKE ALL OUR WATER IS GOING TO BE RATIONED OR SOMETHING.
[03:49] TG: what the fuck
[03:49] TG: we arent in a prison camp
[03:51] CG: WE AREN'T IN A COMMUNAL VACATION HIVESTEM, EITHER.
[03:51] TG: ok i dont know what the fuck that is but ill take your word for it
[03:52] TG: do you really think our water is going to be rationed
[03:52] TG: damn now im missing that big airy meteor
[03:52] TG: it was so breezy
[03:53] TG: and we had like
[03:54] CG: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. FOR ALL I KNOW, WE'LL GET FIVE STAR MEALS WHENEVER WE WANT AND THE MOST QUALITY GRUBJUICE OUR TASTE NUBS COULD NEVER IMAGINE.
[03:54] CG: ANYWAY, I DO NOT MISS THAT ROCK.
[03:54] CG: FUCK THAT ROCK.
[03:54] TG: im not going to fuck that rock
[03:55] TG: and neither are you
[03:55] TG: now that were all together again we have much better prospects than that
[03:55] TG: please love yourself
[03:55] CG: YOU ARE AMAZING.
[03:55] CG: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING.
[03:55] CG: YOU REALLY THINK I CAN DO BETTER THAN THE ROCK?
[03:56] TG: you just have to believe in yourself
[03:56] TG: keep your chin up
[03:56] TG: ladies love confidence
[03:57] CG: WHAT ABOUT CHUCKLESHIT NO FACE? IF I SEDUCE HIM, DO YOU THINK I COULD GET HIM TO STOP BEING THEWORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO US?
[03:57] TG: i said LOVE yourself not destroy the world and all your standards and my faith in you
[03:58] TG: this is the beginning of the sequel
[03:58] TG: the shitty fucking sequel
[03:58] TG: all sequels are bad its like a rule
[03:58] TG: attack of the clones
[03:58] TG: what even happened in the two towers
[03:58] TG: no one even fucking knows
[03:58] TG: and in our sequel karkat vantas fucks the shitty clown who stole my girlfriend
[03:58] TG: woooow holy shit
[03:58] TG: we are reaching new levels
[03:58] TG: someone call m night shyamalalan
[03:58] CG: I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING OU JUST SAID.
[03:59] TG: this is the plot twist of the century
[03:59] CG: EXCEPT THE CLOWN THING. THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY TO MENTION.
[03:59] CG: *glares at the nonceiling he isn't okay with making jokes about that yet*
[04:03] TG: what do you make of level two anyway
[04:05] CG: WHAT DO I MAKE OF IT? IT'S STUPID AND MANIPULATIVE AND TERRIBLE. DID YOU NOTICE THAT NOBODY HAS GODTIER ANYMORE?
[04:07] TG: think itll stick this time
[04:10] CG: MAYBE. PROBABLY.
[04:11] CG: HOW WOULD WE COME BACK FROM IT?
[04:11] CG: I DOUBT THERE ARE DREAM SELVES TO WAKE UP.
[04:11] CG: WITH MAGIC KISSES AND SHIT.
[04:11] TG: im still mad i missed my first kiss because i was dead
[04:12] CG: YEAH, THAT REALLY DESTROYS THE ROMANCE OF IT. *nerd alert*
[04:12] CG: THERE'S NO MORE CHANCE OF ANY KIND OF ROMANCE NOW, I GUESS.
[04:13] TG: yeah i mean its all well and good for her
[04:13] TG: her first kiss brought a guy back to life
[04:13] TG: but i was just a cold dead fish
[04:13] TG: didnt feel a thing
[04:13] CG: HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS HER FIRST KISS?
[04:13] CG: SOMEONE COULD HAVE KISSED HER DEAD BODY FIRST.
[04:13] TG: wait that doesnt make any sense
[04:13] TG: which dead body
[04:13] CG: I DON'T REMEMBER, I WATCHED YOU GUYS SWEEPS AGO.
[04:14] TG: no way definitely no one kissed her dead body
[04:14] TG: and no one kissed her when she was alive either
[04:15] TG: unless it was her dog
[04:15] CG: HOW EXACTLY DO YOU KNOW?
[04:16] CG: DID YOU ASK HER?
[04:16] TG: no i didnt ask her
[04:17] TG: but she lived on a desert island with only her dog and her dead grandpa i mean
[04:17] TG: wait did you ask her
[04:17] CG: *turns on his side to look at him very seriously*
[04:17] CG: HOW DO YOU KNOW, DAVE?
[04:18] TG: *covers his face with his hands and whispers* i dont
[04:18] CG: THAT'S RIGHT.
[04:18] CG: *after a little bit, he starts laughing*
[04:18] CG: GOD I'M JUST KIDDING. I DIDN'T ASK HER EITHER.
[04:19] TG: *punches karkat in the arm*
[04:19] TG: youre a pervert and an asshole
[04:20] CG: *cackles. it feels good. laughing.*
[04:20] TG: *cracks a smile at karkat's dorky laugh*
[04:26] CG: *sighs and shakes his head* YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
[04:29] TG: *looks around them darkly* i wasnt the one who decided it was a good idea to sell our souls to the fuckin devil
[04:29] TG: just so we could play another round of warios fuckin gold mine
[04:30] CG: *frowns again* IT WASN'T ANYBODY'S IDEA.
[04:30] CG: BUT HERE WE FUCKING ARE.
[04:33] TG: here we fucking are indeed
[04:33] TG: with a whole new set of enemies not to mention a couple of friends we cant exactly trust
[04:33] TG: how fuckin exciting
[04:34] CG: MAYBE IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO STOP CALLING THEM FRIENDS.
[04:34] TG: and the worst part is some of these assholes actually seem to be excited about this
[04:35] CG: YEAH WELL NOT ALL OF THEM ARE RIGHT IN THE PAN.
[04:35] CG: PSYCHOTIC DICKBALLOONS.
[04:39] TG: im thinking of giggly goggles girl and that short serketed spider jerk especially
[04:39] TG: but even my own friends are waaaaay too optimistic about this shit
[04:40] CG: IN VRISKA'S DEFENSE, SHE HAS AN OLD RUSTED PIECE OF METAL ATTACHED TO HER SHOULDER.
[04:40] CG: DID YOU JUST USE HER NAME AS A PUN?
[04:42] TG: it was too easy
[04:42] CG: THAT WAS EASY.
[04:42] CG: WHY HASN'T ANYBODY USED THAT BEFORE?
[04:43] TG: youre all stuck in the rut of themed puns
[04:43] TG: you gotta get out of your comfort zone more
[04:55] CG: IN A CULTURE LIKE OURS, COMFORT ZONES ARE RARE AND PRECIOUS
[04:59] TG: looks like theyre gonna remain rare and precious
[05:00] CG: *just groans*
[05:00] TG: *slides off karkat's bed and stretches to his full height, which is ? what? eight inches taller than karkat when standing? wow*
[05:00] CG: *a long loud UUUUUGGGGGHHH*
[05:01] TG: anyway i better go check on my human buddies
[05:01] TG: one who recently came back from the dead and another from alcoholism
[05:01] TG: and also one who came back from being everywhere at once
[05:02] TG: so technically he didnt come back but sort of located himself into one place
[05:02] TG: as far as i can tell
[05:02] TG: tell me if you see any stray johns hanging around
[05:02] TG: like john egbert the bucktoothed human child not the toilet
[05:02] CG: NO LOAD GAPERS, HUH?
[05:02] CG: I DON'T KNOW IF THERE EVEN ARE ANY.
[05:02] TG: there better fucking be
[05:02] TG: dont fuck with me karkat
[05:02] TG: i am not pissing where i sleep
[05:03] CG: WELL, YOU BETTER START LOOKING.
[05:03] CG: MEANWHILE, I WILL BE HERE HATING EVERYTHING AS USUAL.
[05:03] TG: indiana jones and the quest for the porcelain toilet
[05:03] TG: ill let you know if i find anything
[05:03] TG: you keep hating everything you perfect piece of shit
[05:03] TG: *lets himself out the door*
[05:04] CG: AND YOU KEEP BEING A TURBID-- THERE HE FUCKING GOES.
[05:04] -- thanatoGraph [TG] ceased pestering carnivorousGravitation [CG] at 17:04 --
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