nectarine 👽💚

about me • 🇦🇺/🇩🇪 • 17/02 • 🏳️‍⚧️ • poyo stay safe • B Positive blood type dni 🅱️🚫

[thankeschoen]

girl realising they're a lesbian call that 💡yurika  

[didyougaming]

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[uss-emberprise]

[bgm05]

[a-titty-ninja]

[shrine-of-the-exoletus]

[default-cube]

having long hair is soooooo good except when you need to wash it

[pocketdogs]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

[moth-moth-the-magic-moth]

#MyFly

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

taste my steel

[transfemoid]

Talking to myself again as scheduled. Love what I have to say btw

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[thankeschoen]

tumblr (web) is doing a new awesome thing where if i browse the for you tab long enough it starts playing audio from ghost videos ???? most recently it was some car backfiring (awesome thing to hear full volume during some silence)

[catasters]

[tsunderrated]

for anyone who doesn’t get it: that cat is trying to sneak in by wearing a bunny disguise like solid snake 👆

[clubpenguindoneright]

[sadmemegf]

happy pride🧑‍🩰

[yamada-ryo]

Yoooooooooooooo???

[yamada-ryo]

Yoooooooooooooo???