nectarine 👽💚

about me • 🇦🇺/🇩🇪 • 17/02 • 🏳️‍⚧️ • poyo stay safe • B Positive blood type dni 🅱️🚫

[thankeschoen]

girl realising they're a lesbian call that 💡yurika  

[pocketdogs]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

[moth-moth-the-magic-moth]

#MyFly

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

taste my steel

[transfemoid]

Talking to myself again as scheduled. Love what I have to say btw

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[thankeschoen]

tumblr (web) is doing a new awesome thing where if i browse the for you tab long enough it starts playing audio from ghost videos ???? most recently it was some car backfiring (awesome thing to hear full volume during some silence)

[catasters]

[tsunderrated]

for anyone who doesn’t get it: that cat is trying to sneak in by wearing a bunny disguise like solid snake 👆

[clubpenguindoneright]

[sadmemegf]

happy pride🧑‍🩰

[yamada-ryo]

Yoooooooooooooo???

[yamada-ryo]

Yoooooooooooooo???

[nvexe]

but nobody came

[hersurvival]

[salamanding]

art for pride :3

dance, my bunnies, dance!

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[anarchistmemedistro]

and you’re lucky if you can disable it

[harpsi-corpse]

The cards see all.

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[boccher]

Love all the yanks in the notes going like "yuropoors don't understand in the states we have use our cars everyday or else we would DIE" yea right I'm sure the good folks in Laos, Peru, Senegal and Rwanda understand that they can just use footpaths and widespread robust public transport to compensate for their petrol prices being like twice as expensive as in the US. They would understand that the US is the only place in the world where car ownership is a life-or-death trade and the only place in the world where unemployed disabled people need to get groceries. Those folks probably have higher wages than the US too so in the end those higher petrol prices even out, right?