Parasitic gay wizard (back from being hacked)

•He/Him• IF I SENT YOU A WEIRD DM PLEASE READ MY PINNED POSTS, THAT WASNT MEEEEE ◇Wizard shitposts will be tagged as such. •magical mystical parasitic practitioner and fulltime homosexual• •English//PT-BR• •I'll reblog what i want fuck you.• (alt art acc where i actually do some cool shit: @icemuncherjr )

[thaparasite]

I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK YALL

3 days ago my account was hacked via phishing.

They convinced me to change my password posing as tumblr staff. Then they took charge of my account and messaging people to do the same to them!!

Please do not believe any dms I've sent from friday until now! I did not send them!!

They used my profile to send Dms to multiple people and i am trying to warn them individually.

[thaparasite]

THESE ARE THE DMS I RECIEVED BEFORE BEING HACKED, DO NOT ANSWER ANY MESSAGE THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS!!!

[thaparasite]

I need to sell more potions to buy more cursed expensive trinkets

[occult-summoning-health-agency]

bro I like, totally gotta warn you, one of your like totally awesome trinkets has a curse of “bind contract” and like, it’s not a contract with you dude, you’re like, totally not gonna like who the contracts from bro

[thaparasite]

of whom do you speak ?

[thaparasite]

I need to sell more potions to buy more cursed expensive trinkets

[thaparasite]

when ur about to faint but youre also going to bed so it makes no diff

[thaparasite]

Dude I got the worst magic sidequest last night, had to go through approximately 4 times of a time loop and only got out using some quantum jumping

Who the hell sent you on a time related sidequest i thought we all agreed to avoid those to preserve colective sanity

What even was the end goal? was it even worth meddling with the timestream?

[thaparasite]

I hurt my lip but i dont want people thinking its herpes

so ill just say i chewed it to that point

which is kinda what happened

[thaparasite]

the universe gives the shittiest side quests to the greatest wizards

[thaparasite]

i wonder what vampires think about cannibalism among humans

do they sympathize with it or do they think it is gross?

Assuming that the vampires were born humans, do they consider themselves cannibals in a way?

[thaparasite]

theres nothing more powerful and magic then gimmick blogs having a crossover episode

[italianwizard]

Especially when they're the kind of gimmicks that you'd never expect to interact because they're completely unrelated to each other

[thaparasite]

I cooka tha potion its a me

[thaparasite]

theres nothing more powerful and magic then gimmick blogs having a crossover episode

[thaparasite]

gonna get wasted by the elements today

[blaxolt]

fluoride will kick your ass btw uranium is actually surprisingly chill

[thaparasite]

i hope i can rizz up charcol before i get charred

[thaparasite]

gonna get wasted by the elements today

[thaparasite]

I have no mouth and ice must cream

[thaparasite]

STOP PONDERING

let us deep fry the orb

[thaparasite]

My name is not "OP"

Im not your "oomf" or your "mutual"

i am a lifelong commitment that lives inside your head, eats your brain and makes you do spells and sorcery

[jreiscato]

cats

[thaparasite]

being a mediocre artist in art school is great because in my case, nothing i ever posted had as many likes as the posts where i pretend to be a homosexual wizard parasite