Fratty Daddy

just a bro tryna be a dude

[truckpussy]

[truckpussy]

[vintar]

i am begging this brown bear sanctuary to rethink their phrasing

[oceanicmajestic]

outta my way, straight boy

[beardedmrbean]

[tooquirkytolose]

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

[thedepressionoftrees]

Or just mock the edition. That usually works

[mitzo]

oR jUsT mOcK tHE eDiTiON. tHaT uSuAlLy WoRkS

[thedepressionoftrees]

[tinderventure]

Hello 911 I would like to report a murder

[doggosource]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[dyingpleasehelp]

[unclefather]

[night-shift-sister]

[whitepeopletwitter]

The bean jar

[barreboy]

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

[iridescentoracle]

have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

lots of people talking about wanting to fuck a twink or have a twink bf and it's like...that's literally not what they're for. the true purpose of twinks is to be picked up by lesbians and used as projectile weapons. it's a symbiotic relationship

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

their light weight facilitates rapid deployment and with their sharp, uncushioned bones they can be absolutely deadly weapons in the right hands.

[injuries-in-dust]

What do the twinks get out of this symbiotic relationship?

[aardvaark]

i dont think you understand. this is commensalism, not mutualism. they just get to be here

[injuries-in-dust]

I understand. Thank you.

[thisiselliz]

Post a pic of yourself

[wellthatsjustgreat]

The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

[starlightomatic]

Honestly, nevermind the low price, if seeing doctors was this logistically easy I’d have way better health. With adhd/anxiety/depression, seeing doctors is usually just too complicated and takes too much energy to deal with.

[evegwood]

every time

[evegwood]

i got diagnosed with adhd 3 years after i drew this

[animusrox]

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) dir. Tom Gormican

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[magicicapra]