Pimp Hand of God

Carson West. 21 years young, and a youtuber a.k.a Lifestyle vlogger. I'm pretty famous if you only ask me.....just kidding, you can ask anyone under the age of 30 and they'll tell you. 3,444,770 subscribers and growing.

[that-carson-chick]

Just wanna let you guys know that I'm still alive..

[candice-piercee]

You need all the chocolate I can find for you because putting yourself out there only to get a freak out is one of the biggest blows to an ego and a heart one can have… How are you feeling??

[that-carson-chick]

Right, now.....hurt. Confused. Regretful.

I shouldn't have said anything to him.

[tommy-green]

Yeah, me either, I suppose.

[that-carson-chick]

The bad part is that he calls me and acts like he deserves to be acknowledged. Life just sucks right now.

[candice-piercee]

How bad did he freak out ?? Like on a scale of 1-10?

[that-carson-chick]

Solid 8.

[tommy-green]

That sucks, I’m sorry…

[that-carson-chick]

Nah, don't be. I'm not too hung up on it anymore.

[candice-piercee]

There are only two reasons one can lay in bed for days and binge on chocolate. You’re either on your period, or having boy problems. Which is it?… And you don’t get any until you tell.

[that-carson-chick]

Adam. I told him I liked him and he freaked.

[candice-piercee]

Yes, I have some… My mom goes all out the day after valentines day and practically buys out a store and when I went home, she gave me about a pound or five of it… 

What’s wrong Carson?

[that-carson-chick]

Nothing, everything is great. Can I have some chocolate?

[tommy-green]

Abandonment and all that lifetime movie shit.

[that-carson-chick]

Same. We found out my mom got cancer, and he left like a thief in the night. I wish it was more original, sadly it's the same sob story.

[thatvincentkid-camryn]

Why have you been laying in bed for two days? You’re missing out on life.

[that-carson-chick]

Life sucks.

[candice-piercee]

You sound like you need chocolate.

[that-carson-chick]

Do you have any?

[princessbrieh]

You need to socialize, dearest.

[that-carson-chick]

I'm talking to you, I'm socializing.

[avery-on-deactivated20160712]

You’re okay?

[that-carson-chick]

Fucking awesome.

[that-carson-chick]

It's been fun lying in my bed for 2 days. Let's make it a week.

[kooksicons-deactivated20140506]

[that-carson-chick]

Favorite Female Youtubers: 5/19  Carson West.

[that-carson-chick]

Confessions: Adam and Carson

[nathanwtv-blog]

How do you want me to fucking forget it? I don’t even get it. I’m sorry…

[that-carson-chick]

If I can you can. Don't be. I'll get over it.

[that-carson-chick]

Confessions: Adam and Carson

[nathanwtv-blog]

Carson please no..no don’t cry please. 

[that-carson-chick]

Don't! Just..don't. I..forget it. I'll get over it. It's a crush, I'll get over it and everything will go back to normal.

[tommy-green]

Basically, yes.

[that-carson-chick]

What did yours do?