All kinds of tree rot

I don't collude and I don't cahoot

[rilianedautriche]

[that-green-nut]

A rear-view commission of my elezen from FFXIV (Kalvivve Pellicier, Balmung) by the always a pleasure to work with @diermina.  If you want realistic-styled fantasy art of a fantasy character you should definitely check her out.

[that-green-nut]

I decided to take a month off tumblr, and then realized it happened to coincide with Lent, and then Bloomberg dropped out the night after I prayed for his failure so I kept with it to power my dark magic.  During that time I realized I have siphoned all the enjoyment I possibly can from tumblr.

So this is my penultimate post, and I’ll say the most important thing I’ve had to say: Under Pressure is both the worst Queen song and the worst David Bowie song.

[memes-that-get-reported]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[pr1nceshawn]

Bad Cats.

[cheetothecat]

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

[tooiconic]

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

[ninjaspiderjuurouta]

GEM’S FRIGGIN FACE LMAO

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Fellas is it gay to obsess over another man for 20 years until you have them in your sights but because they spared your life a day ago you choose to spare theirs and then you can't process how to live in a world that's morally grey instead of the Black and White you've understood it to be for all these years so you sing a song about how he's changed you and then throw yourself off a dam to perish

[yipyapyote]

Buck Shreck

[politishaun-deactivated20230409]

Donald Trump Jr. Receives Permit Allowing Him to Hunt Alaska Grizzly Bear

Donald Trump Jr. has received one of 27 slots for non-residents to be allowed to hunt a grizzly bear in northwestern Alaska. The president’s son was one of three people who applied for the 27 slots for non-residents. The state carries out regular drawings to hunt various animals, including caribou and moose. Usually the competition is stiff, but Trump Jr. didn’t have much competition this time since so many slots went unfilled.

In order to carry out the hunt, Trump must pay a $1,000 non-resident fee as well as a $160 hunting license.

I look forward to reading “Donald Trump Jr. Mauled to Death by Bear” sometime this year.

[uncahier]

I know it’s confusing, because I’m from Chicago, but when I tell people I’m a big bears fan and I’m rooting for the bears, this is what I mean.

[starlightandtears]

Please look at the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelor and laugh with me.

[charlesoberonn]

Show us your cloning lab, The Bachelor.

[hileavemealoneplease-deactivate]

[powerfulwizard]

The first man on the left is the original Big Bachelor. And the two after him are his clones with his dominant and recessive genes respectively (Also known as Solid Bachelor and Liquid Bachelor.) And the last man on the right is Venom Bachelor, who has no genetic relation to the Big Bachelor but was surgically altered to look like the Big Bachelor and was brainwashed into believing that he is the Big Bachelor. 

[eyeheartfarms]

Leave a light on for me

[errorschacha]

Just Little Socialism Things #13: Inheritance is much more fair, equitable and all-around excusable (you can’t help it! it isn’t your fault!) than making money through labor of any sort.

[myfootyrthroat]

I actually worked with someone who “refused to participate in capitalism” as praxis. They meant their parents paid all their bills.

[errorschacha]

Amazing.

[hundondestiny]

[mossbug]

[wizardjpeg]

in my heyday i was the "one-two punch of library card owners and now look at me. they wont even let me in

[sculpturegallery]

by Jean-Joseph Carriès

[sculpturegallery]

Polygonal Horse by Gregor Gaida