Less Talking More Booty

Hal, 21 11.8.17💉 College lacrosse goalie, MI https://etsy.me/2IDWRRd He/Him Insta: halswain3 11.8.17💉

[everythingfox]

😂

[bluejayrambles]

Cat: *pulls handle to turn tap on* Tap: *turns on* Cat:

[londoncallingsigh]

“The Vice President of America wishes I didn’t have the love with my wife. He wanted to ban that in Indiana. He believes in conversion therapy. He has hurt LGBTQ people so badly as the governor of Indiana. And I think the thing we need to know - and I hope my show Gaycation did this - in terms of connecting the dots in terms of what happened the other day to Jussie…” - Ellen Page on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

[writing-prompt-s]

You run a tattoo parlor. Every couple of weeks, the same customer comes in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks.

[th4nkyoub3n]

“what are you counting”

“how many tattoos i’ve gotten”

“i’m no longer serving you”

[thehausghosts]

is 3 fingers too much

not at all! most people have 10 :)

[marlee-jane-blog]

Enjoying the view🌿

Message me for my Premium Snapchat info🌞

[undercherryblossom]

[lllllll-lllllll]

[cutiepiesub]

I want risky car sex, like yes fuck me senseless in the back seat as people walk by

[terrestrialdevil]

[luc-iddreaming-deactivated20231]

@staff Not exactly the “welcome back to the app store” you were expecting huh

[fdsdffdsd-deactivated20200814]

its what they deserve

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

i understand that my friends don’t wanna talk every day. i understand that my s/o doesn’t wanna be lovey dovey and super indulgent every day. lots of people need rest from performative emotions. all people need rest in general! it’s okay!! it doesn’t mean they don’t love me!! it’s not a judgement or punishment!! they deserve to take their rest, and they deserve for me to treat their needs with respect!

[ro-beau]

not a lot of ppl grasp this.

[ashleys-expectations]

Yesss we need individuality and separation and space for both people to grow together. If you’re around someone 24-7 it goes so stagnant

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Cut off your dead ends for growth and I’m not just talking about your hair

[kisu-no-hi]

Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created

[cleothegoldfish]

Did you mean: parents

[grace-adler]

#mood

[blackqueerblog]

The look on everyone’s faces - esp. Justin Trudeau’s - PRICELESS!!

[pinkseedgrows]

I love are prime Minister he ain’t perfect but at least has a functional brain.

[journeymanfool]

I’m the lady in pink trying so soo hard not to laugh (or maybe scream)

[realmofjose]

This made my morning

[diesetdown]

I have to laugh

[thebookofloveislong]

@staff

[chrisweedpiano]

@staff

[taterthotcub]

@staff

[sleepy-chaos-cub]

@staff

[girlbortion]

lube gets talked about as if it’s just some thing that will make sexual acts more pleasurable (which is valid and true) but i didn’t learn until like, last week that it’s also just as important as condoms from a public health perspective. 

you reduce your chances of getting/giving STDs by a lot when you use lube (even without a condom/dental dam/finger cot/etc) because it lessens the chances of developing microtears (little cuts on your genitals/mouth) during sex acts that open up ports of entry for the exchange of diseases. 

[nehaiya]

wow i didnt fucking know

[mistress-serah]

@wapatuli