Nap Culture Is My Kink

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[rosewater1997]

Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die

[rheaseahorn]

[we-are-colleagues]

[themagnacarla]

[weaver-z]

FUCK conversation starters, we only use conversation STOPPERS in this house! “Oh hi, how was your day?” “I’d peg Michael Myers.” BOOM! Conversation, dead in a flash!

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

night night, don't let the bed bugs

adopt capitalist ideals

[shebts-moved]

all i do is listen to music really loudly while i walk in circles and daydream :/

[fairycosmos]

i look in the mirror, i lose my mind a little, i cry on public transport, i walk through a fluorescent supermarket, i have slow and confusing dreams at night. you know how it is

[valtsv]

but if i dont see immediate results for my efforts ill die

[yeehawlw]

we don’t talk enough about how hard la la land slapped

[yeehawlw]

[sartorialadventure]

This cartoon from 1959 really got it.

[thebestoftumbling]

[goodbyeeverybodyiamdeacitivatin]

This is the purest, most beautiful thing I have ever seen in the entire world. What a wonderful experience wow honestly what a privilege to be graced with this sweet perfect thing at 4:14 in the morning

[goodbyeeverybodyiamdeacitivatin]

This is still so beautiful to me…I’m in tears again

[lady-feral]

Cronch cronch cronch

[alanaisalive]

Okay, but as a former hamster parent, I want to tell you why this video clip is so adorable and sweet to me. He’s actually eating. Taking bites, chewing and swallowing. Hamsters only do that when they feel safe and comfortable and protected. Most of the time if they encounter food outside of their nest, they will just quickly shove it into their cheek pouches to eat later. But he’s so chill and so comfy that he’s just eating right there out in the open.

[caroldanversenthusiast]

this is THE pose that ignites the screams of sapphic women around the globe.

[obsessedbyyahoo]

Bachelor interviewer: Tell us about yourself. 

Her: “I’m a huge animal lover. 😉”

Kendall Long was on Arie’s season of “The Bachelor” and she loves collecting dead animals.

P.S. Sooo ready for tonight’s rose 🌹 ceremony,

[keri-russell]

[weirddyke]

a really stupid aspect of grey’s anatomy was that none of the characters really acknowledged that sandra oh was far and away the most transcendently beautiful person on the show but killing eve really came through in that respect with villanelle catching a single glimpse of eve and her whole life imploding because she was that attracted to her

[abbaswift]

you know who we need at the met gala? harper finkle

[newendy]

[velvetmysoul]