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Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

nullelemental

this worked last night lets go for round two

helloitsbreeisnotonline

I really need some good luck rn

yo-daddys-my-bitch

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

hermes-is-my-homeboy

10 of Pentz came thruuu

sabertoothwalrus

I found this post I’d made a while ago and decided to animate it:

tendermiasma

for fellow austins and the rest of texas

fuck ERCOT

Don’t use a gas oven to heat your home or run your car in the garage

Carbon monoxide kills you so quick. Please all do not do this.

Drip both hot and cold on all faucets + open the cupboards that house the pipes because if you don’t your pipes will burst and you’ll have massive flooding.

kristina100000

parrotiny

i want to know what bears think sometimes

mediocrechick

parrotiny

morgluxia

doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2

ofools

naik2seki

when fergie comes on in the club and u hear “If u aint got no money take yo’ broke ass home”

strawberrylind

as requested- my zine about fat and plus size body types from instagram!💖 happy drawing everyone!

theculture

rt0no

mxnrique

i just know that the writers of Veep and Parks and Recreation are pissed they couldn’t come up with something this funny asdsadfhffvjkl 😂😂😂

threesideddream

i just know Reagan is in hell, DEE-lighted that someone else was stupid enough to be this bad

wilwheaton

ogaferoga

It’s super effective!

Bonus:

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highhoneypiee

Pick a bottle any bottle lol

artisanalbooty

volumenviridis

I recently read an article about a therapy group for depressed people who had all attempted suicide at some point. The breakthrough question for them was, “If your goal was to be just as miserable as possible, what would you do?” Most of them listed things like not getting enough sleep, or isolating themselves from everyone… the list goes on, but the point is, they listed things they already do. But now they saw those “coping mechanisms” for what they really were: things that were actively making their condition worse.

I read that article at 2:00 AM, asked myself, am I TRYING to be miserable tomorrow? And it was easier than usual to put my phone down and fall asleep. Even my intrusive “lying down” thoughts about meaninglessness and existential dread were easier to suppress when I framed them as things I’d think about to purposefully make myself feel as awful as possible.