Ashley

Professional procrastinator, fluent in sarcasm.

[boundtoadream]

• #brussels🇧🇪 #brussels #belgium https://www.instagram.com/p/CpnfAyHqXgc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[rogha]

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

[rogha]

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

[rogha]

bbc sherlock wants what i have

[firstfullmoon]

thinking about that illustration of solitude vs loneliness in which solitude is a dog peacefully holding its own leash & loneliness is a feral dog fighting against the restraint of the leash & feeling slightly insane

[retrocausality]

Jaakko Pallasvuo

[not-your-chosen-one]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Native speakers of any language are the least knowledgeable about the grammatical rules of that language

[junewild]

who do you think is the *least* trustworthy source of information about the past

museums

personal accounts from your grandparents or other relatives

conversation with someone who was there

college history professors

high school history teachers

nonfiction books

movies or television programs about the past

Voting ended onFeb 21, 2023

please help me foist tumblr poll results onto my master's advisor as part of my thesis! if you'd be so kind, reblog for a wider sample size and (if you're comfortable with it) add your generation and race in the tags.

[memewhore]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[buffysummers]

Let the priests argue over good and evil. Slavery is real. I can end it. I will end it. And I will end those behind it. Daenerys Targaryen in season four of Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

[jonnywaistcoat]

Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that's not a decision I can make for you.

[barksouls2]

A cock is thicker than a dick

[beatsmybongo]

[memeuplift]

[princessesfanarts]

Different Love Stories by Yingzong X

[illusionwaltz]

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

[ra-mt-deactivated20240213]

these are all the same exact color . what

[wormme]

this test ruined my life

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[callisteios]

Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

[poor-boy-orpheus]

Hey OP this immediately made me have a crisis

[quasi-normalcy]

'Star Wars' and 'Harry Potter' are two franchises that try to claim, textually, that it doesn't really matter who your family is whilst showing subtextually that it unequivocally does matter who your family is.

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

subtext isn't a thing dude

[quasi-normalcy]

Welp, there’s my entire literature degree disproven.