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morallyambiguousfrog

IMPORTANT QUESTION

What was the REAL octonauts group dynamic

Giant polycule

Giant polycule (-inkling and barnacles who were actually their gay dads)

giant qpr

A couple people are dating but most are just friends/coworkers

All platonic (genuinely no feelings)

All platonic (for the sake of professionalism)

GIANT MESSY SOAP OPERA LOVE DRAMA LIKE NEVER SEEN BEFORE

Other (please explain in detail the exact dynamic you are picturing)

I've never seen octonauts and I'm really scared/(intrigued?) right now (see resu

Voting ended onJun 21

i just spent half an hour ranking the octonauts main cast as a joke but the gc that birthed the idea didn't respond within five minutes of me sending my massive list so Ive decided to bring my crazy to tumblr instead

The vegimals are not included in this scenario because Im not sure how "adult" they are or if they have the ability to give informed consent? And also shellington IS their father in my eyes so it's a bit weird to include them in the options, and the rest of the crew watched them grow up too so,,,

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magic4792

@that-one-stressed-person

that-one-stressed-person

There are couples but they aren’t a giant polycule I fear. Also inkling is aroace on my LIFE.

neonandglitter-deactivated20170

I’m sorry, but someone seems to have casually forgotten that gravity is a thing?? Again?? Rude.

janeeyreofmanderley

Oberon is like “He is flying. Why is my minion flying? Also why is he taller than ME now?”

magic4792

@that-one-stressed-person

that-one-stressed-person

Oberon in jorts 💔

deathtofun

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

regularlesbian

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

buggy1999

★Juri Juri Juri…(Pt.1)

(Juliet’s belong to-

@stupidbandnamee

@rileytheperson

@watercolor-writer)

magic4792

everyone i know is lowk crashing out right now what the shit

stupid exams and allergies

do-not-u-dare

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

charlataninred

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

petewentz-

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

genderfluid-offical

"explain your answer" no. i used a calculator, and i do not care about this class

rueghost

wired

runasulienadanika

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

mead-with-juniper

when you find someone who's equally unwell about The Character

ash-cherryblossom

yanzinator

A tired Jew is riding the train, when he notices another Jew on the train, reading anti-Jewish goyish newspaper. He walks up to this Jew and asks "why would you read that? They hate us!" so the one reading the paper replies "Hate us? this is the only news source that gives me any joy! in our own communities all anyone ever talks about is the pogroms and anti-semitism and how we're constantly oppressed. It's so negative! I read this because these are the only papers with any positivity. They are constantly saying how good we have it! We're rich and we control the world! I'd rather control the world."

This is a joke from the USSR, I really wanted to share it.

marinemas

Reminds me of how Japan heard German propaganda about Jews and decided to appoint more Jews to high positions in order to learn how Japan could also control the world

It was called the Fugu Plan (in english, not sure what the name in Japanese was)

ichverdurstehier

WHAT ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

bleeding-star-heart

Yeah Japan really didn't get the point of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Also this was the time when they were trying to conquer Asia (and doing their own fair share of war crimes).

The plan was scuppered by 1942 and lost all chance of getting off the ground thanks to a little something called Pearl Harbor. (Which is fortunate for the Jews in question, because I don't know what would happen when the Japanese eventually discovered that no, Jews don't control the world after all)

(Which, yes, would inevitably happen, because I don't know how the average Jewish person recruited for this plan is supposed to fake nonexistent know-how on nonexistent world domination in the long run).