MOVED @THAT-SPACE-KID @that-space-kid-moved - Tumblr Blog

Y’ALL I GOT BACK INTO THIS BITCH

If you’re still here you’re a real one... follow me @vidaliaorange xoxo

that-space-kid-moved

btw i moved

@that-space-kid

btw i moved

@that-space-kid

loismacgiver-deactivated2018061

sadlesbiandisaster

reasons I’m a crytpid: - only seen in blurry photographs - lots of stories about me but who knows which ones are true - usually seen at night - gay

googlewave

this is the worst news ive ever gotten

animatedtext

giftofthemagi2

my-american-whore-story

@ Kesha

#i hadn't seen my best friend in over a month #and when we got off work and were waiting for our ride #i asked him if he'd seen the new kesha video #and he said no #so i showed it to him #and then spent a good 5 minutes ranting about how great it was #instead of like asking him about his month or telling him what i'd been up to #no gotta talka bout kesha

dykely

honestly doing errands w friends like grocery shopping or helping them find new clothes or just going anywhere for no other reason than to keep them company while they get what they need is such an underrated wholesome good experience like yes let me help u pick out cereal and put fruits in bags bitch i LOVE u ❤️💛💚💙💜💓👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💞🌟💫💕💖🌱☀️✨💗🌺❗️🌸🍃🌷🌹🌻💗❗️❗️

souryellows

when i was in like third grade i went to this science camp and one night at campfire they told us a story about a ufo crashing into a lake nearby and then later in the middle of the night they woke us all up and told us the aliens were back and this time they’d laid eggs in the woods !! it was our duty to arm ourselves and go destroy the eggs, so we armored up in tinfoil and shaving cream ( ????? ) and marched into the woods ready to save the planet. the ‘eggs’ were whole watermelons hidden around the camp and we had to smash them open on trees and rocks and eat the alien fetus/watermelon goo as fast as possible. i cannot emphasis enough the raw joy of digging into a watermelon with your bare hands and stuffing it into your face in the middle of the night in the woods, barely taking time to chew so that you can save the planet from hostile aliens, and i think i became the person i am because of that night.

glumshoe

Jem, I just got approval to do this activity with my campers later this summer.

souryellows

ARE U FOR REAL!!!

glumshoe

We did it!

On Friday night, we waited until the kids were distracted by campfire skits and then hid a bunch of cantaloupes in the field. It was dark by the time the campfire was over, so we ushered them into a circle and I announced that we’d gotten reports that an alien ship had landed secretly on camp property. The aliens had left their eggs/pods hidden around camp and it was our job to destroy them before they could hatch and replace us as part of their invasion. I ran the charge out to the ‘landing site’ and demonstrated lifting an egg above my head, slamming it to the ground, and descending upon it to tear it open and eat it with exaggerated gobbling noises

One kid asked, “Ship… is this real?” and I told him there was no time to explain when we had aliens to defeat, and handed him a chunk of cantaloupe. The sound of screaming, giggling, and smashing cantaloupes echoed across the field.

thepayloadmoves

adhd culture is your mom giving you an urgent mission to find something across the store, running off while whispering what she needs under your breath repeatedly, getting lost along the way, ending up in the chip aisle, and staring vacantly at them for a few minutes before shaking your head cartoon style and going full speed ahead to find the Thing Your Mom Needs