pass the vodka boys its gamer hours

31/cis/she/her/your friendly neighborhood simp (terfs/maps fuck off)

[mattmarblo]

NIGHT CREEPS

[april]

how it feels to remember that it's going to get colder again

[wokeuplaughing]

any time I see a dog in a grocery store I wonder why we just let that happen

[iridesia]

I will never shut up about the time i saw a dog piss in the weed dispensary

[maelwife]

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

[thepayloadmoves]

LAE'ZEL 😍😍😍😍

[nelson-riddle-me-this]

Just ripped the underwear (paper bag) off my whimpering twink (raspberry danish)

[memorycycle]

do yall think this 14$ can last me the rest of my life

[memorycycle]

do yall tjink this 0.20$ can last me the rest of my lfie

[vertvetiver-deactivated20260123]

nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.

it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like

“fuck. god damn it. not again. shit.”

[theothin]

you reblogged this from me ten years in the past and right when I’m staying up late playing a game you recommended

[thememedaddy]

[tammenterskanroskalava]

[april]

Your wife has entered orange juice delirium.

Your stock of orange juice has been diminished!

[bearie]

grimes is on my shit list forever because she could have easily killed that guy but she didn't. i don't care

[lecialucille]

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[unclefather]

why did that guy from the backstreet boys ask "am i sexual?" and why did his friends say yes

[nocturnaldove777-deactivated202]

That's just male bonding

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"my son turned out fine" maam your son was killed by one of my strong as fuck skeleton warriors

[emilio-guevara-the-sexy-man]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[catgirlforeskin]

You can’t get this anywhere else