Darling, would you mind taking a break from eating my clothes? I’ve had to go out in nothing but my green cloak for the past few days… and every time I get a new outfit, you let me wear it for ONE day before eating it…
Welll excuuuuuuse me!
It would be rather silly of me to buy a box of chocolates and be surprised they got eaten now, wouldn't it? And plus...the combined taste of lovely smooth fabric along with honeyed boy scent is a delicacy! Your closet is like a second fridge!
...and I suppose we shall sweep the fact that you loved how grumbly and loud they made my gut under the rug? Hmmm~?











