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[envyadams]

I’m the guy in Jurassic World who grabbed his margarita before running away from the dinosaurs

[onlytwitterpics]

[alittlebiteverything]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sixpenceee]

I hope love finds you in 2018

[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[ruinedchildhood]

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

luck be in the air tonight

[compass-and-season]

well I definitely guessed that answer horribly wrong.

[princesconsuela]

[sunbvrnt]

christmas shmood

[kelsiline]

[alexander]

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

[turnfreebaby]

tis the season

[thegirlwithdimples]

Turn the volume on plz

[gigglygamer]

Painfully relatable

[themanwithfrozenhearts]

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

[de-la-poussey-deactivated201812]

[rvnotti]

just simple math

[succubus-stripper]

This reminds me of the crazy Russian girls I worked with in Alaska who basically taught me everything I know about being aggressive

[surprisebitch]

this should be taught in school

[thataverageblonde]

ideal relationship goals:

me: hey you wanna come over and nap

them: yeah

[princesconsuela]

october mood

[danger]

Hello yes I’m looking for someone who will love me even on my bad days

[vendettafrank]

if someone made me a playlist and said smth along the lines “this is for you” or “these songs reminds me of you” i would literally combust