completely unoriginal but still funny idea I had about Rumi post-patterns reveal learning why the other girls never really suspected her demonic heritageš¤
Rumi: Man, as much as Iām glad you guys know now, back in the day I was always so worried you were gonna figure out what I was.
Zoey: Well itās not like there was really any way we could have known without you telling us or like, your clothes getting ripped off, yknow?
Mira: Donāt be a pervert, Zo.
Zoey: Wha- hey! I didnāt even mean it like that!
Rumi, confused: Did you guys really never wonder why I did all that⦠weird stuff? Like, not even a bit?
Zoey, shrugging: Well I mean kinda? But we figured it was because of the autism.
Mira: Yeah, most of it is because of the autism, so the stuff that isnāt wasnāt that noticeable.
Rumi, bewildered: The au- what are you guys talking about??? I donāt have autism.
Zoey, slowly: Did⦠did no one tell you?
Rumi: Guys- thereās nothing to ātellā?? All that stuff is just demon things! I- I guess I can see why you might of assumed that before, but now you know itās just because of demon genes, or something.
Mira, exasperated: Oh Rumi⦠you really didnāt know, wow.
Zoey: Ru, you canāt have seriously not realized all that isnāt really⦠demon stuff, right?
Rumi, still lost: Wha- of course it is! Name one thing tha-
Mira: -You have 3 whole weighted blankets on your bed because you canāt sleep without being compressed.
Zoey: Every time we get in an elevator you watch the numbers go down and get visibly disturbed if anyone interrupts you.
Mira: You have a spreadsheet and diagram set up with every type of facial expression you do on camera and when to do it.
Zoey: Bobby custom orders all of your socks because you hate having the seams under your feet.
Mira: You have to have your braid pulled back insanely tight to a specific point or you redo the entire thing.
Zoey: Whenever anyone touches you without warning you first you freeze up. Even when itās someone we know.
Mira: Sometimes when weāre all together and doing our own thing, youāll just stare at one or both of us really hard and not say anything.
Zoey: Yeah, and if we point it out you just mumble something about bonding.
Mira: When we first met we asked what you liked to do for fun and you said āI can do pushups?ā.
Zoey: We have a personal driver, but you know more about all of our vehicles than he does. Or any vehicles, actually. You have like, 5 licenses. What would being a demon even have to do with-
Rumi: -OKAY! Okay, I get it. Not all of my weird stuff is because of being part demon. But that doesnāt mean I have-
Mira and Zoey: -Bobby has official medical documentation of your accommodations that he gives to the stage crew so the lights donāt irritate you.
Rumi, defeated: ā¦I thought he was asking about something else..