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hate when you see women getting excited and passionate about something and watching their men completely blank them and look through them with total disinterest. meanwhile if women stop nurturing and celebrating everything men do for five mins then their men go off and fuck a 22 yr old bc they feelin lonely:((((. wasters.

eelizabit

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

all0v3rish

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

auckie

Men will see a mouse and eat it

all0v3rish

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

auckie

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

art-nimals

This was BY FAR the best thing I’ve seen today.

(Source)

art-nimals

watch it until the end IT WILL NOT DISAPPOINT

weaponizedhorse

markv5

Каждый имеет право на образование

softcannoli

wellbutrinboy

macla539ac

darillium-night

Update from the man himself

gmax-centiskorch

wow Kim Possible had the best Villain line-up ever

a mad scientist who fails to thinks things through coupled alongside his sassy bisexual alien-esque sidekick who later become a cute couple

the mad-scientists redneck cousin who specializes in motor-vehicles and mullets

an evil German scientist with a Napoleon Complex

a Scottish Golfer who kicks-ass better than evil scientists while wearing a kilt and using explosive sports equipment

a genetic engineer and cross-mutation expert who has a problem maintaining a collection of animal plushies

a genius, billionaire, playboy antagonist and his overly sexy and flamboyant son

a 2-dimensional reincarnation of Paris Hilton who can shape-shift and camouflage at will

a psychotic Russian cyborg

robots

a destructive teenage nerd with a lisp and exceptionally strong Algebra skills

creature from the I-don’t-even-know-what-the-hell-was-up-with-that Lagoon

a Smarty Mart employee with a fetish for bargains and an incessant mouth

and of course my personal favorite, a British Zoologist who mastered Chinese Martial Arts while using South American Monkeys to take over the world

sweet-or-sarcastic

Yeah, none of this is wrong

digikate813

Kim Possible’s rogues gallery was one for the ages

hornraven

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

radioactivedelorean

B…

B e a d l i z a r d

msillzie

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge

calysto1395

op has given me the best gift possible

ive been making them for four days

smugsackofstraw

Am… am I back in the 90’s?

cheeseoneveryfudgingthing

Bead animals were my JAM in the 90’s!! And you don’t have to limit your creativity to lizards, either! With a few adjustments, you can make anything!

AND with a little practice, you can even make them 3D shaped (especially with the smaller beads and wire, though you can make them with the bigger beads and string, to an extent)

constable-frozen

mint chocolate broccoli pineapple pizza

I was looking up Chuck E Cheese Lore

Can you imagine going to chuck e cheese as a kid around 1977-1983 and some robot rodent comes alone and just goes

‘You like that fucking pizza you dumb fatass? That’s right go eat that shit up and then play in the ball pit where I piss.’

pietriarchy

yeah for eating ass bitch

garrettauthor

How to trick a monkey.

peniswakt-deactivated20210717

tradgothwillbyers

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

parttimepup

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.