And At Last I See The Light

Hey there! Nice to meet you! I'm Victoria, by the way. Baker, artist, and forever fangirl of Disney. M!A: none ((I don't own any of the photos or gifs that I post unless I say so. credit goes to the original poster. Also credit goes to ex-hallucination for my flower crown icon :) Please try to read my about page and rules before interacting with my character. Thanks! :) ))

[thatblondedisneychick]

hey so, sorry i left this blog without a proper explanation. i became really busy with school and started losing my muse so, sorry about that!

But i think I might try to bring back this blog? so yeah hello again!

[thatblondedisneychick]

tfw you post this but dont do anything

Im ACTUALLY back idk how active i’ll be bc of school but i remade! my new url is thatblondebakerychick (really original, I know)

idk if anyone’s still here but feel free to follow! 

[thatblondedisneychick]

hey so, sorry i left this blog without a proper explanation. i became really busy with school and started losing my muse so, sorry about that!

But i think I might try to bring back this blog? so yeah hello again!

[gingerofsuburbia]

BONUS: the best mug cake recipe collection I know: http://kirbiecravings.com/category/recipes/mug-cakes

Thanks buzzfeed for these baking tips, I put them all into one big baking masterpost to save. Everyone feel free to add more if you have something you want to share.

[unprotected-thought-deactivated]

ssundropss

remind me to copy this stuff into my notebook.

[scalefeathers]

I WANT TO SHOVE ALL OF THIS INTO MY BRAIN

[ihatearcticmonkeys]

[vaviisms-blog]

thatblondedisneychick.

[vaviisms-blog]

          He walks in casually enough. Pretends to browse the goods as he wanders around, taking careful note of doors, cameras, anything that could obstruct a getaway, anything that might cause problems. He’s already scanned the surrounding area, too – pictures taken and sent to Geoff so he can figure out how to plan their escape. He’d been a bit annoyed by the fact they were selfies, but Gavin couldn’t help himself.

          He positions himself beneath a camera and whips out his phone, changing it to front view and stretching out his arms so he’s in the frame, too. And then he takes the picture, completely forgetting that the flash was on and almost dropping the damn thing. He casts a nervous glance towards the girl behind the counter and grins apologetically. “Sorry. Snapchatting.”

           Then he moves towards the other side of the shop, putting on a show of checking his phone and grinning – before he positions himself under another camera and takes another selfie. At least now it’s under the guise of a snapchat conversation, and he doesn’t have to worry about looking suspicious. He’s sure that Geoff will have his head on a silver platter if he fucks this up, and it’s onlt surveillance.

          Eventually, Gavin makes his way to the counter. Not buying something would make him seem suspicious, and he’s doing his best to avoid that. And besides – he’s a bit peckish, anyway. He tucks his phone back into his pocket and flashes the girl a smile as he approaches. “Hi, love, got anythin’ chocolatey?”

[thatblondedisneychick]

It had been a quiet day at the bakery, which was nice because it allowed Victoria to catch up on some cake orders. Although she often enjoys the company of her customers, it was also nice for her to enjoy some quiet baking time with her husband. 

Hal had helped her for a while (if helping meant licking the bowls clean while helping sort out the orders), but he decided to he take Kovu for a walk. Victoria would have gone with him, but she wanted to finish up the orders so they’d have time for a movie night later. 

As soon as Victoria heard the bell as a customer walked through the door, she finished up what she was doing to greet him. He seemed to be taking his time looking through the baked goods, so Victoria decided to take the time to restock some cookies. She wanted to give him his own space instead of staring him down, because she knew how uncomfortable that could feel sometimes. 

“Of course! What is a bakery without chocolate?” she asked and flashed him a friendly smile. 

“What are you in the mood for? Cookies, cakes, cupcakes..?”

[halfisms]

thatblondedisneychick

[halfisms]

               she’s currently leaning against the counter, stuffing her face with                a cupcake and grinning at the owner of the bakery – bright eyes                twinkling happily. she’d been meaning to visit this place for a while                but had never gotten around to it. she regrets not trying this food                sooner, though.

          ❝ i so wasn’t staring in through the window for about five minutes.                i don’t know what gave you that idea - you probably mistook me for                someone else. definitely wasn’t me. ❞

[thatblondedisneychick]

“Well, I guess it wasn’t you then, if you say so. But I have to say, she looked a lot like you,” Victoria chuckled. 

It had been a slow day in the bakery, so it was nice to have someone in the shop again. And, of course, it was always wonderful to see another customer who enjoyed Victoria’s baking. 

“Would you like another one?”

[priceisntright]

  "Pls."

[thatblondedisneychick]

"Oh, alright."

"What would you like?"

[priceisntright]

"Thank you. baby. Now get me a drink."

[thatblondedisneychick]

"... What's the magic word?"

[priceisntright]

thatblondedisneychick

"Tell me I’m pretty," Noble said in a stupid voice.

[thatblondedisneychick]

Victoria rolled her eyes. 

"You're gorgeous, as always. "

[viatorxs]

                ’ — wha’ ?? ’

[thatblondedisneychick]

"...Is it good?"

"Sorry, it's a new recipe. You're the first one to try it actually. Well, besides me."

[doritoisms-archive-blog]

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[foodiebliss]

Peppermint Mocha Donuts | Kristine’s Kitchen

[doritoisms-archive-blog]

            ‘ i’m persuasive, don’t worry about it. ‘

[thatblondedisneychick]

"... What do you need him for? What kind of plan is it? I'd like to know before he gets involved."

[thatblondedisneychick]

Send one of the following to see how my muse responds:

"I'm not saying you're an idiot, I'm just saying a smarter person would have seen that coming."

"I took a blood oath that I wouldn't tell you what she said about you, but if you bring me some tequila and nachos, I might be inclined to break that oath."

"If I told you I took a picture of you sleeping last night, would that be creepy or romantic?"

"I was trying to teach myself how to knit and, long story short, I'm in the ER now."

"I don't actually know what I've done to make you hate me so much, but I don't care anymore, so either get over it or fuck off."

"I love you, but the fact that you don't like ice cream creeps me out a little."

"If you're going to McDonald's and you don't at least bring me back fries, I'll never forgive you."

"I dropped your phone in the toilet, and I'm really sorry, but I'm not reaching in to get it out, so it's just... it's gonna stay there until you or someone else gets it out."

"If you pray for someone to meet an untimely demise, and then they do, are you karmically responsible for their death?"

"I've always thought that Harry Potter was overrated."

"I'm not saying you're evil or anything, but I'm pretty sure if you crossed a church threshold you would burst into flames."

"We should have a Disney movie marathon this weekend."

"I just really need you to shut the hell up right now."

"I'm a better kisser than you are; you're just going to have to accept that as a fact of life."

"Would you rather die by drowning or strangulation? I'm just curious, not, like, plotting your death or anything, I swear."

"I would do any number of borderline illegal things to get tickets to that show."

"We should play strip poker tonight."

[ignotii-blog]

the beast & the baker

[ignotii-blog]

            He’s unwilling to divulge any further information to the stranger: he doesn’t trust easily, and though he’s willing to help the blonde for tonight, he certainly doesn’t plan on telling her anything personal. In fact, he takes the opportunity to change the subject gladly, holding the lantern up towards the direction he came, though it barely lights the way up well enough to see beyond a few feet.

                   ’ I live just up there. You can rest for the night. ‘

          He turns, gathering up the wood he’d collected and strapping it to his back before leading the way up the path without another word. She’d be safe there, and the day is always less ominous than the night — and it is getting pretty dark.

[thatblondedisneychick]

"Thank you, I really appreciate it,"

Although she's spend a couple nights in the woods before- she's glad to finally stay in a warm, safe house for once. It was surprising to her that the Beast never came to her in the middle of the night- perhaps it was because he'd already claimed someone from her. Regardless the blonde was relieved to get a good night's sleep for once. Hopefully she could plan out more and try to get some more information from the boy once she's had some sleep- and maybe a good meal. 

The boy seemed reluctant to talk to her, and she wondered what his story was, and how he found the woods. She didn't want to push him to tell her anything he felt uncomfortable about telling her, but she hoped she would learn part of his story, and maybe help him.

"Sorry- I never learned your name. Oh- and I'm Victoria, by the way."

[headstrongmartin]

texts from last night! meme

[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW [text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one’s for Team USA. [text] He gave me the “find somebody who wants to date you for who you are” speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants. [text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it [text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?” [text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? [text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I’m keeping him. [text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. [text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later. [text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever. [text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife. [text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops. [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. [text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I’d say it was a pretty successful Thursday night. [text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. [text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”… [text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba” [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug” [text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I’ve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart. [text] When was the last time you wore pants? [text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going? [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today. [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition? [text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention [text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin. [text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won’t quit poking me on fb [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant [text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka. [text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go [text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos” [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. [text] So I woke up today with someone’s door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok. [text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. [text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [text] okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. [text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] I’m gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now [text] i’m out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction. [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

[ignotii-blog]

the beast & the baker

[ignotii-blog]

          ‘ N-no! I’m sorry, but if someone is lost in these woods then there’s no hope of getting home, trust me. I — I’ve been here for a long time. ‘

          What is doing, telling her there’s no hope? That’s exactly how the Beast will get her, if she loses hope. He can feel it watching, empty eyes staring through the trees. It certainly won’t be happy about this. Not at all. And Wirt isn’t too keen on getting into a fight with it. But — ugh.

          He falters slightly, glancing down at the lantern. So she needs to find someone; had they been claimed? But they could already be a tree by now, and what if he — no, he won’t think about that. He knows where these trees come from and he can’t stand thinking about it, so he pushes it out of his mind. He hasn’t cut down whoever he’s looking for.

          ‘ I don’t — okay. Listen. I’m not… I shouldn’t say this, but — the Beast waits until you’ve lost all h-hope to claim you, so don’t. Don’t let go of your hope. A-and I can’t convince you to leave, but I will give you advice. If you find him, and he asks you to make a d-deal, don’t do it. You don’t… you don’t want to end up like the last person who agreed. ‘

[thatblondedisneychick]

"He- he's not lost. He was taken," Victoria explains, her voice barely a whisper. 

Home? But she'd just made home comfortable. For once in her life, Victoria had finally established a comfortable home. She had someone who loved her, a job she loved- and everything seemed to be going right for once. Yes, life with Hal wasn't always perfect- there were some sticky demon or hunter situations here and there- but they'd get through it. 

As the boy explained himself, Victoria felt a slight shiver go up her spine. She could feel someone- or something watching them. She could feel her blood run cold as he told her about the Beast and his ways. 

Victoria took a deep breath and looked at the stranger in the eyes. "What happened to the last person who made a deal?"

But, the blonde quickly changed her thoughts and plans as she felt the presence around them. She become uneasy.

"Wait- before you answer- is there perhaps somewhere safer we could talk?"