A Series of Unfortunate Bossuet

i have the power of anime and shaggy on my side

[thatbossuet]

ccaseyj‌: 

dude please drink just SO MUCH water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if u need anything i can come by when i get off work in a couple hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i bought some pedialyte and died some i guess

[thatbossuet]

what’s up fiends and friends. i have a fever of 102F so… guess i’m fucking dead

[coucouforcocoapuffs]

please don’t die bro

[thatbossuet]

it's chill i'm chilling in the back at work so i don't talk to people

[thatbossuet]

what’s up fiends and friends. i have a fever of 102F so... guess i’m fucking dead

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thatbossuet]

aren't you like 30 and working at a gas station? wooooow bet your parents are SO proud

growing isn’t linear or whatever but also i’m not thirty because i have a 30 year party planned and i need the years to plan it

also growing isn’t linear

[ccaseyj]

wtf is wrong with working at a gas station????????????? its Working its Earning a Living its Providing a Necessary Service

also he doesnt just WORK at the gas station he’s the MANAGER he’s top dog he’s in charge and i am vERY proud of him

[thatbossuet]

as usual i’d die for you thanks bud!!!

[ccaseyj]

no offense but i’d die for u too !!!

[thatbossuet]

you're such a good and solid and awesome friend thank you for being so good dude!!! that's my best friend!!!

[thatbossuet]

aren't you like 30 and working at a gas station? wooooow bet your parents are SO proud

growing isn’t linear or whatever but also i’m not thirty because i have a 30 year party planned and i need the years to plan it

also growing isn’t linear

[ccaseyj]

wtf is wrong with working at a gas station????????????? its Working its Earning a Living its Providing a Necessary Service

also he doesnt just WORK at the gas station he’s the MANAGER he’s top dog he’s in charge and i am vERY proud of him

[thatbossuet]

as usual i'd die for you thanks bud!!!

[thatbossuet]

aren't you like 30 and working at a gas station? wooooow bet your parents are SO proud

growing isn’t linear or whatever but also i’m not thirty because i have a 30 year party planned and i need the years to plan it

also growing isn’t linear

[thatbossuet]

me: what do y'all want for dinner?

leslie: anything as long as you don't cook it

[juicemold]

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

[officiallybi-deactivated2022052]

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

[catsnsmiles]

[snowingleopard]

being corporeal sucks, why am i not made of colorful floating lights

[nudityandnerdery]

Same. I’d make cool floating lights.

[catsuggest]

the oppressione never cease

[catgirlmeowska]

what happened cat?

[catsuggest]

im was given one (1) treat. only one

[emmersdrawberry]

Cat u will get chunky if u eat too many

[catsuggest]

then let me be chunk

[coucouforcocoapuffs]

if you had to assign all your friends birds, which would fit who best

ferre: owl (because he’s very wise and pretty)

enj: eagle (but not a bald one because they’re boring and lame, one of those fierce looking golden ones)

casey: swallow (idk why but it fits??)

boss: pigeon (honestly can’t say why you just are)

bonus r: crow (i’ve met the dude like twice but this seems accurate)

[ccaseyj]

swallow……. i see it bro i see it dude yA

also boss is def a pigeon

[thatbossuet]

i am glad i'm a pigeon i guess ??? sounds dope

[thatbossuet]

the girls get in today !!! i’m losing my shit !!! I’M LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND

[ccaseyj]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its gonna be so great dude ur gonna have so much fun

[thatbossuet]

i'm at the airport right now to pick them up!!

[thatbossuet]

the girls get in today !!! i’m losing my shit !!! I’M LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND

[ccaseyj]

me: soy milk chai latte !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

starbucks: soy milk??? 60 cents extra

me: :0

[thatbossuet]

life is hard on this bitch of an earth

[kotsume]

ice cream asks

[coolemyasi]

chocolate: when was your first kiss?

french vanilla: how old are you?

cotton candy: three places you want to travel to?

strawberry: a language you wish you could speak?

coffee: favorite cosmetic brands?

mint chocolate chip: indoors or outdoors?

cookie dough: do you play any instruments?

rocky road: favorite songs at the moment?

butter pecan: favorite songs for life?

cheesecake: what’s your zodiac sign?

toasted coconut: the beach or the pool?

chocolate chip: what’s your most popular post?

bubblegum: books or movies?

pistachio: manga or anime?

salted caramel: favorite movies?

birthday cake: favorite books?

moose tracks: favorites for manga?

orange sherbet: favorites for anime?

peanut butter: favorite academic subject?

black raspberry: do you have any pets?

mango: when and why did you start your blog?

mocha: ideal weather conditions?

black cherry: four words that describe you?

neapolitan: things that stress you out?

raspberry truffle: favorite kind of music?

chocolate marshmallow: favorite brands of candy?

toffee: a card game that you’re good at?

lemon custard: do you eat breakfast?

dark chocolate: turn ons?

fudge: turn offs?

peach: how do you relax?

praline: a popular book you haven’t read yet?

superman: do you like sweaters?

cherry: do you drink tea or coffee?

dulce de leche: an instrument you wish you could play?

blackberry: have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

ginger: a new feature you wish tumblr could have?

blueberry lemon: favorite blogs?

almond: favorite mean girls quote?

butterscotch: what color are your nails right now?

cinnamon: have you ever been confessed to?

blue moon: have you ever had a crush on someone?

cappuccino crunch: do you take naps?

mint: the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done?

brownie batter: do you like sushi?

key lime: where do you want to be right now?

red velvet: do you wear prescription glasses?

green tea: favorite flavors of ice cream?