Heyup! I'm Owen, just a goofy guy with an unhealthy obsession with the life series and
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Martyn mentioning treebark in today's stream moments (aka him tormenting Cherri for over three minutes)
Cherri: --and then when you do it on the cutting board you also get tree bark with it.
Martyn: You get what? (three seconds of silence as they stare at each other) Oh my goodness. I gotta tell everyone, (Cherri begins giggling) I gotta tell everyone! There's an easy way to get treebark!!
Cherri: (through giggles) No, stop, Martyn stop--
Martyn: --Where's Sausage, where does Sausage live--
Cherri: Martyn stop it, stop--no, don't tell Sausage--
Martyn: --where does Sausage live, I need to put a sign on his house--
Cherri: No, don't tell him, don't tell him--
Martyn: --I need to tell him there's an easy way to get treebark! Where is it? Where does he live?
Cherri: Don't tell him, he'll be weird about it, Martyn don't tell him--
Martyn: Is he on the isle of wives? No, he wouldn't be, cause that man loves men, that man loves men! (Cherri's giggling gets louder, and Martyn joins in) Oh, we do laugh, we do laugh.
Martyn: Also, did you know there's an easy way to get treebark, Abolish? Cherri was telling me.
Cherri: (through strained laughter) I'm gonna-I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you myself.
Martyn: (laughing) Have you heard about our lord and savior treebark?
Cherri: I'm gonna kill you myself--
Martyn: Tell you what, people are getting treebark this week, Jesus, they're getting treebark this week. Oh my god.
Cherri: I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you one million times over.
Martyn: I sent Cherri a message earlier on--
Cherri: I was working on my--
Martyn: and I just got a--aggressively vibrating gif in return. (Cherri laughs, Abolish joins in)
Avid: --amazing!
Cherri: Just like me for real.
Avid: I had no idea you could do this--yeah, Cherri, this is you just like, toiling away on thumbnails.
Cherri: (laughing) This is me this morning. (Avid laughs)
Martyn: Avid, did you know, there's an easy way, to get--(he purposefully trails off, watching Cherri open the door and leave) Cherri to leave any room (he begins laughing) There's an easy way to get treebark. And it's-it's a revelation.
Avid: Tr-there's an easy way to get treebark? Don't I just get you and Ren on a call?
Martyn: That's true!
Cherri: I was gonna say...
Martyn: But we're not always on speed dial.
Martyn: Eyup!
Graecie: Hello!
Martyn: There she is.
Apo: Who needs to check their DMs? Hi.
Martyn: Apo, did you know--
Cherri: (to Apo) Not yet--
Martyn: --there's an easy way--
Apo: What?
Martyn: --to get--(he searches his inventory for the tree bark item)
Apo: What's--
Martyn: (to himself) Am I actually all out of that--
Cherri: She's gonna-she's gonna love this.
Apo: Oh, I'm gonna love it? Okay.
Martyn: (finds the item, tosses it to Apo) Ooh. Look how easy it is to get that. Crazy. (he turns and walks away)
Cherri: He's been doing this bit all day. (As she says it, Apo begins hitting Martyn with her fire aspect sword)
Martyn: Excuse me! (Cherri laughs, and Martyn dies) Keep inventory's not even on! Aw, I'm gonna mess her up. Y'know what. (bans Apo)
Michela: --heard you while I was upstairs, I just heard (mimicking Martyn) "Excuse me!"
Cherri: (through a laugh) Yeah! (Martyn snorts, and Michela puts on The Hand [Martyn in his Red Winter outfit]'s head) Wait, where'd you get that? Wait, can I have that, Michela?
Martyn: No, don't give it to her, that's a different one!
Cherri: Michela can I have it, Michela can I have it, Michela can I have it--
Martyn: (at the same time as Cherri) Don't give it to her, don't give it to her, don't give it to her, don't give it to her, don't give it to her--
Cherri: Michela, Michela please. Michela please. Michela please can I have it.
Michela: The voices, the voices, the voices--
Martyn: You give it to her, you're banned.
Michela: Martyn, I'm poor, Martyn, I'm poor, you would do it too for a check, Martyn, I'm so poor, Martyn I'm so sorry, I'm poor, I'm so poor.
Cherri: Yes, pickup priority! (Martyn bans Cherri)
Martyn: She's not getting very far. (Apo laughs)
Michela: (echoing Martyn) She's not getting--
Martyn: All I wanted to do today was make a cute little copper golem painting. And then look what they did to me.
Apo: Dude, you dropped a we--uh, a Red Wedding head like right in front of her, I don't know-I don't know what you expected.
Martyn: (faux offended) I didn't drop it on purpose, you're the one who forced it off me! I'm not even in that skin!
Apo: Well, why did you throw me treebark? That was pretty messed up, dude.
Martyn: No, I was s-I was sharing a exciting piece of information with you.
Scott: --like, what Sausage's expertise in (Graecie laughs) medieval fantasy buildings, (through a laugh) is like, end of medieval stuff, he's on it.
Martyn: And yaoi. He does love that.
Avid: Yaoi?
Scott: Yeah, true.
Avid: Yaoi expert.
Scott: I'm also an expert on that.
Martyn: Oh, and also this as well (throws both Avid and Scott a piece of tree bark) He's an expert on that.
Avid: He's an expert on--yeah.
Scott: No no, he's one of the--he, he's driving the bus.
Martyn: He is, yeah. AO3 admin, that guy.
Avid: You wanna tell me what I can actually use treebark for, other than like. For my little guilty pleasures?
Martyn: Beats me dude, beats me.
Martyn: (to himself) Wait, can I get to Cherri from here? (throws a piece of tree bark across the ice to go into Cherri's inventory)
Sausage: Wait, I see a random tree bark, random tree bark. Random treebark, random treebark. (he goes and picks up a solitary piece of tree bark floating on the ice from where Martyn threw it)
Scott: I think it'll be the loggers, then us, then--
Cam: (in the background) Next place. We have, with thirty points. (Sausage makes eye contact with Martyn, and nods his head aggressively) Tree time! (Martyn throws a piece of tree bark at Sausage, and it's sucked into an unsuspecting Graecie's inventory)
Scott: Oh, it's us.
Sausage: Ohh, okay. (Martyn throws another piece and misses, so Sausage gets out of his chair to get it) Treebark!
This is inspired by a new fix written by @themendingbook over on Ao3 I highly suggest you go check it out
https://archiveofourown.org/works/82687491
This is the first time Iโve drawn anything in this artstyle and let me say, I have a lot of newfound respect for anyone who can draw like this competently. I swear, a lot of the time drawing this felt like watching a car crash in slow motion.
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