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Charles: Radar, that’s my old toboggan cap!

Radar: Yes, sir. I knew you weren’t happy here, so I wrote your mother and asked her to send something that would make you feel more at home here.

#aww #mash #not quotes #radar o'reilly #charles winchester

theblob1958

Father Mulcahy’s dream in Dreams really is something else. it so perfectly shows this insecurity in religion, and this helpless feeling of knowing you cant do anything as lives are slipping through the bloody fingers of the doctors around you, the same doctors who put you up on a pedestal, rise you above all others, for the sole reason that you are a man of God. and the show depicts this feeling of inadequacy because Mulcahy feels like he isn’t doing enough, that he can’t do enough, because he can’t save lives like the doctors do, but he is still put above the rest. And one of the best shots of the show, when the crucified Jesus behind him becomes a crucified solider. Jesus sacrificed himself for the sins of humanity, but these soldiers are not sacrificing themselves: the men who sit in plushy offices drafting them to go to war are sacrificing the lives of these young men. a sacrifice not to save the sins of humanity, but to allow the bloody sins of war to continue.

theblob1958

you can tell i was raised catholic because this shot absolutely obliterated me when i first watched the episode

#omg #m*a*s*h 4077 #father mulcahy #mash #mash 4077 #m*a*s*h #not quote

mittensandsocks

A chaplain in the army has a collar on his neck

If you don’t listen to him, you’ll all wind up in heck

I DON’T WANT NO MORE OF ARMY LIFE GEE MA I WANNA GO HOME

holy-toledo-4077

Oh the surgeons in the army, they say we’re mighty bright

We work on soldiers through the day and nurses through the night

I DON’T WANT NO MORE OF ARMY LIFE GEE MA I WANNA GO HOME

dykekarras

Oh friendships in the army, they say are mighty rare

So I spend all my free time carousing with my mare

I DON’T WANT NO MORE OF ARMY LIFE! GEE MA I WANNA GO HOME

alive-and-afraid

The surgeons in the army their brains(?), they are profound

But we’ll take chopper pilots, they’ll get you off the ground.

I DON’T WANT NO MORE OF ARMY LIFE! GEE MA I WANNA GO HOME!!!

enigmaticandunstable

The corporals in the Army, you say we're

really green

But if it weren't for us guys, you'd be in the

latrine.

I DON'T WANT NO MORE OF ARMY LIFE

GEE MA I WANNA GO HOME

accidentalvillainy

Oh some guys like the army, I think that it’s a mess

If it’s so damn terrific, how come I wear this dress?

I DON’T WANT NO MORE OF ARMY LIFE

GEE MA I WANNA GO HOME

#throwback to the time i memorized this whole song #i love it #mash #mash 4077 #m*a*s*h #gee ma i wanna go home

toast-coaster

Pretty sure Flagg as a character was created to say "Nationism is fucking stupid, but an unhinged, scary kind of stupid" and I personally think that's a very good, spicy take that we should remember

gwil-lee

M*A*S*H | Bombed

#not quotes

dykekarras

i think this is the 5th one i’ve made i stopped keeping count, here jus Take It

hunnihawknirvana

radar is me trying to social distance in the grocery store

#mash #thats me #radar o'reilly

klinger

M*A*S*H - Goodbye, Farewell and Amen (1983)

#mash 4077 #not mine #not quotes #i chuckled #m*a*s*h

gaylittlesnoopy

sometimes a family is just a military camp entirely staffed by idiots and one child they've all adopted

#not quotes

jellojellojello

hi as a MASH lover and avid meme consumer I thought I’d finally make my contribution to the fandom. here we are.

#memes #mash #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #not mine

kaprakyjem

Frank “Cannot Understand a Greeting” Burns

#mash 4077 #humor #not quotes

Frank: Everybody knows war is hell.

BJ Hunnicutt: Remember, you heard it here last.

Hawkeye: War isn't hell. War is war, and hell is hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.

Father Mulcahy: How do you figure that, Hawkeye?

Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to hell?

Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.

Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in hell. But war is chockfull of them little kids, cripples, old ladies. Except for a few of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

-s05e20