as us butch guys say at the front

brewing up a hyperfixation on Frasier. my "someone's dad" media watching tendencies know no bounds.

[romancebullets]

well!

[crplpunkklavier]

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

[lampgate]

[free-my-mindd]

[kingbedlam]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

christopher nolan shakespeare would be like “our much ado has been about nothing”

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“our twelfth night is coming to an end”

[coldswarkids]

"that love's labour sure did get lost"

[curly-cottage-girl]

“that midsummer night was a dream”

[the-davest-of-uncles]

"that to be wasn't"

[freelyunder]

last night was a 2160p.4K.BluRay.x265.10bit.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX]

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

[dogpuppy]

[neververy4]

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

[parkayquarts]

little girl in the checkout line was freaking the FUCK out reaching for a shelf and screaming "GIMMEEEE GIMMEEEEE" at the top of her lungs and the mom kept saying "no 🫩" and I look at the shelf expecting there to be candy or something and it was full of batteries

[arteei]

you use ai baby pictures i use stupid gifs that don’t fit the situation we are not the same

[gubeachdiaries]

[reginaldqueribundus]

Hello and welcome to Deep Space Nine. We are a space station, not a starship, so you’ll be spending a lot of time with all these delightful side characters like: bisexual fashion lizard. hologram of Frank Sinatra. goblins. goblin comes in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot. our doctor is a twink, our commander is antifa and the captain talks to the gods sometimes. our policeman is sometimes a liquid and the science lady is part worm. we have many fine storylines, such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The Irishman Suffer, or The Horrors Of War. As you stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our nefarious villains: Pope Karen. clones of Jeffrey Combs. and a horny bastard reptile man who seems convinced this is actually his show. we suspect he may be possessed by demons. Have fun!

Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™!

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[earthmovers]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

it's funny when quotes from communist figures breach containment online and people are like "btw in case you didn't know this guy was really problematic"

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

what characters from the owl house did mao ship

[qr-sa]

if you don’t remember this man abused his wife to the point where she was so mentally ill she decided to pee for hours on end and starved people to the point where they ate their neighbors kids… maybe

[mspainter]

Genuinely what do you mean by “she was so mentally ill she decided to pee for hours on end” what does that mean. I can find nothing on this and the human body cannot physically do that. Is this a typo???

[qr-sa]

Well, the best description for this would be that she decided she was going to pee on drip, which is why it would take. All day. She also also known for abusing the people who worked for her but given who her husband was, I’m not surprised

[mspainter]

Which of Maos wives was this and where is your source

[qr-sa]

Fourth one, and I heard this one from a friend’s dad, who had family working for them at the time. Lived experience is good enough for me, as I know them personally, but you can take it or leave it

[zvaigzdelasas]

[capinejghafa]

CLUE (1985) dir. JONATHAN LYNN

[womanaction]

one of the best sentences I've read on Wikipedia

[3000s]

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

[bunniope]

what do you think i was jacking off to...?