In ya ass.
Oh that’s why it hurts to sit….
🤔 ma'am.
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@thatdamnmaj
In ya ass.
Oh that’s why it hurts to sit….
🤔 ma'am.
In ya ass.
☹
🤔
↳ new Instagram upload:
@somajor: "I don't wanna hype you, but you a lucky nigga if my mean ass like you.." #mcm❣
Fuck wit’ me in IM. I’m not ugly, I’m nice, I got weed, I got liq’, and I got snacks. Holla’ at me. 💯
I just want to get in the bed. ☹ can we leave?
[swims back to the boat and gets back in it, watching everybody else]
L*watches you sit next to me smiling at you* hey, I’m Zylace
[waves at you] Hey, boo. I’m Major. Nice to meet you, love.
*nods my head grinning* you too, how’d you like the Sharks?
They were um… interesting, to say the least. I was scared, but I did it. [laughs lowly] Did you get in?
Look at you being courageous and what not, I see you super woman. Nah I sure as hell ain’t get my black ass in there
Oh, I’m not superwoman. I tried everything in the book not to get in there, but it’s not as bad as it sounds. [laughs some, shaking my head] I’m just as dark as you and I did it, so you can do it too.
It’s too late for the encouragement I ain’t getting in, I’m a drown immediately I don’t need to be on no one snapchat yelling like I’m a Isley Brother*cracks up*
Oh my... [laughs with you] You can't swim? They have life jackets and stuff. I'm sure they won't let you drown, love.
[swims back to the boat and gets back in it, watching everybody else]
L*watches you sit next to me smiling at you* hey, I’m Zylace
[waves at you] Hey, boo. I’m Major. Nice to meet you, love.
*nods my head grinning* you too, how’d you like the Sharks?
They were um… interesting, to say the least. I was scared, but I did it. [laughs lowly] Did you get in?
Look at you being courageous and what not, I see you super woman. Nah I sure as hell ain’t get my black ass in there
Oh, I'm not superwoman. I tried everything in the book not to get in there, but it's not as bad as it sounds. [laughs some, shaking my head] I'm just as dark as you and I did it, so you can do it too.
[swims back to the boat and gets back in it, watching everybody else]
L*watches you sit next to me smiling at you* hey, I’m Zylace
[waves at you] Hey, boo. I’m Major. Nice to meet you, love.
*nods my head grinning* you too, how’d you like the Sharks?
They were um... interesting, to say the least. I was scared, but I did it. [laughs lowly] Did you get in?
[swims back to the boat and gets back in it, watching everybody else]
L*watches you sit next to me smiling at you* hey, I’m Zylace
[waves at you] Hey, boo. I'm Major. Nice to meet you, love.
[swims back to the boat and gets back in it, watching everybody else]
[Laughs swimming around a bit and nods] Its actually kinda peaceful.
I don't know about that now. I'm still on edge, but I'll be a good sport. [laughs before feeling a fish on my booty] Alright now, don't get fresh in this water. [shakes my head before swimming around] It would've been better in the day time.
I’m not prepared to die like this. [shakes my head] C’mon Maj. When in Rome…
At least you’ll die with a man, while I’m lonely. [laughs before getting off the boat hesitantly, looking at you from the water] Come on!
Maj please, who needs a man when you have me [chuckles and getting into the water slowly] Its cold, what the fuck.
You gonna give me some shark fin? [flicks my tongue out at you before swimming further away from the boat] It's not as bad as I thought it would be.
[jumps into the water looking at the shark near me, lightly dapping its fin] w'sup bruh ? how the other sharks been treating you n shit ? you'on remember me ? [pauses as its fin brushes against my arm] ayee , my nigga. [nods swimming around]
I’m not prepared to die like this. [shakes my head] C’mon Maj. When in Rome…
At least you'll die with a man, while I'm lonely. [laughs before getting off the boat hesitantly, looking at you from the water] Come on!