#right!

[mikewheelerisaqueerler]

kinda fucking crazy to have this parallel and then to only put fucking flowers in the field when byler are together

[im-out-of-it]

when Ilya has a bad day, Shane makes Ilya a good martini, thanks to Svetlana and her Russian lessons that she teaches Shane. there’s a plate of a tuna melt with extra pickles on the side. Ilya is so bamboozled that Shane would do this. he’s still not used to all the cute ways Shane says I love you to Ilya. after dinner is served and ate, Shane gets a bath going for Ilya. he really romances the place up. Shane leads Ilya to the bath and he’s about to leave the room when Ilya grasps onto Shane’s hand. “my day wouldn’t be complete if you didn’t join me” Shane smiles because he saw this coming. he just wanted to hear Ilya invite Shane in. Shane and Ilya quickly take each other’s clothes off while messily kissing each other and getting their hands on each other. they almost forget the bath is all nice and ready. Shane looks at Ilya with his “I love this man so much bedroom eyes” and leads Ilya to the tub. to Shane, the day isn’t compete until he gives Ilya the best blowjob of his life. now imagine what Ilya gets on a good day.

[teex]

The calm before the sea of orange.

[cultkinkcoven]

The gods spousing humans is literally like falling in love with your own oc. Dude emerges from your mind and you love him for it.

Like "aha this dude is SO stressed out I gave him a SUPER traumatizing back story. LOL. And... well... I love him so much now... I... kinda regret writing that backstory... but I'm gonna make up for it by making the rest of his life better............."

"Look! My little guy is wearing this red outfit because it reminds him of ME! He gave me some strawberries today! so I'm writing a promotion into his story because he deserves it."

"My human won't eat vegetables."

"Why did you make them autistic then???"

"I thought it would be funny..."

"For fucks sake my human's shitty step dad is being abusive, I'm gonna kill this character off now."

"Finally! Why did you even write that step dad in? He sucks!"

"Oh they needed to go through the emo phase, supperr important to the plot."

"My human cut their hair super short!!! It's shorter than it's ever been!!!"

"So? Why are you panicking?"

"HE'S HOT NOW!"

Like imagine you make an OC and your OC comes to life and ends up finding you after years of being estranged and loving you, and you are so geeked because omggg !!

[poisonouslvy]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz is the type of guy to say "No more Mr. Nice Guy!" during a fight .

Because, well, he does say that!

[lav4llee]

hello arcourier nation,……,,,..

[chaptertwo-thepacnw]

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