I Always Thought I Would Be Bad

Now I’m sure that it’s true

[dollmaycry]

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

[closetedguyy]

are you going to make shoelaces as well

[sansv0re]

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

[closetedguyy]

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

[transmeddragon]

Bad addition to an already bad post

[closetedguyy]

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

Weak

[closetedguyy]

anyone want to shoot me

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

[dollmaycry]

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

[socialistexan]

[lost-lil-kitty]

​if you understand this you’ve been on tumblr too long but it’s too late to turn back now.

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[satans-ugliest-bitch]

it’s bc he’d never touch my ugly and fat arms

[deprsdshit]

My everyday thoughts

Don’t eat

Don’t eat

Stop it

You’ll gain weight

You’ll get fat

Stop

Put down the fork

Put down the spoon

You don’t want to gain weight

Stop it

Stop eating

Look at you

You’re already fat

You need to lose weight

You need to eat less

Stop it

Just stop

[m00n-ph4se-deactivated20190201]

Maybe one day Ill be able to post photos of myself on my other social media without feeling the need to eventually delete them due to picking myself apart physically and mentally for posting them. Cant feel confident for more than a few days before feeling embarrassed.

[97go]

Sometimes i feel so disgusted by my body. And I like to be a female and I’m okay with my gender but sometimes I hate having hips, boobs and all that stuff. How do I stop thiisss

[recoveringtutu-deactivated20181]

What do I even look like?

[rarityinwonderland]

Food

I really do hate food, and somedays I want to eat like a normal person but I just can’t.

If I get to eat I feel like I’m gonna gain weight so I immediately start to exercise to burn the calories ‘cause I feel guilty.

I f*cking hate that feeling. It’s like I’m in a war with myself everyday.

[thatdndgal]

Sometimes,

It just feels like I’m trapped in the body of a fat piece of shit because everything I love sort of needs you to be skinny to work. Fashion? Can’t wear what I want without looking fat. Sex? I don’t want anyone to be subjected to me naked. Eating at Cool places with friends or Food? I hate everyone watching me eat. I don’t have an eating disorder, I eat 3 meals a day, I exercise everyday but I feel disconnected from my body

[leolioness99]

You know what’s the worst thing

The disconnect between the mirror, the camera and real life

[thatdndgal]

Maybe if I starve myself everyone will accept me

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[dried-peach]

Today a girl in my class got told off for her skirt being too short or whatever and was told the usual “distraction for the boys” bs and she deadass stood up, looked this sexist teacher in the eye, and said “but it’s the girls I’m trying to impress sir” and if that ain’t a lesbian queen I don’t know what is

[im-in-way-2many-fandoms]

Fucking SLAY.

[thatdndgal]

This is my forest fairy character asteria

[thejediviking]

Mark Hamill going to comic con dressed as a Darth Trump

iconic

Just iconic

[acerosedrop]

WAIT THAT WAS MARK IN THAT COSTUME?!?

Welp I’m dead now

[tnerdbean]

WAIT. I WALKED BEHIND MARK HAMILL, THE MARK HAMILL, LUKE FUCKING SKYWALKER MARK HAMILL, FOR THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF THE CONVENTION HALL ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME. MARK HAMILL.

[gumbage]

A Concept:

Bakusquad = noisy group of skater teens down the block

Dekusquad = teens who still use there 12 year old treehouse to hang out

[medusabraids]

i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

[roseseafoam]

new pickup phrase