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can you dunk me like a basketball
No. my arms are (admittedly) too weak
((Iām still here you guys just thinking on it
also my ass is STILL out of adhd meds and ALSO Iām with my grandparents right now hanging out with them and I would feel guilty if I spent all of my time online instead of touching grass
((okay so im retconning(??) something real quick
so basically. YOU guys (as in the askers) are a little robot hooked up with tts reading the messages aloud.
this allows physical-esc asks (such as the āhug?ā ask I contemplated over for far too long) to actually be something viable as opposed to just something he reads on his screen. (the robot stand-in can do/attempt to do the actions)
that being said, I would like to establish some basic rules, not that I think you guys would break them or anything, but just in case I get like. A HUGEE burst in activity over here all of a sudden.
1: nothing overtly sexual. I am NOT a minor, however, I know that some people in this fandom COULD be minors. (Again, I donāt expect you guys to do anything like this, moreso a just-in-case rule. also itās kinda uncomfortable ngl unless youāre funny with it.)
uhhh yeah I think thatās it (couldnāt think of any other rules)
I dunno how or WHY the police still havenāt found me considering that my āshipā canāt move.
maybe they gave up on me :( :( :(
(im going to hijack the most popular space radio station to make them think about me again, stay tuned!!)
Hug? š„ŗ
? hands OFF the merchandise
started using the modelerās resource (you guessed it) model as reference and the way he stands so politely is SO funny to me.
like, hello? sir?? can I help you??
(everyone stands so politely in the modelerās resource page for this game, not just him. idk why they arenāt t-posing or a-posing but to be honest this is WAY funnier and also kinda more helpful?? In a way?? I mean I canāt really see if thereās any difference in texture on the underside of their arms but eh.)
he looks like heās in Garryās mod, has just sauntered up to the camera, and is about to pull out his crowbar to beat up something on the floor (or the floor itself idk)
keep thinking about this (+ some doodles because I got distracted)
(purge prolly uses like a fuck ton of hair spray/gel so I wanted to doodle what he would probably maybe kinda look like with it all down. I donāt know how hair works. Might keep doodling him like that, hair down I mean, itās WAY easier than drawing it like how it is normally. also, speaking of, this is literally my first time EVER drawing him so.)
drew some more (tbh I kinda ate with the one in the top right.)
how the FUCK do people draw his hair????????
keep thinking about this (+ some doodles because I got distracted)
(purge prolly uses like a fuck ton of hair spray/gel so I wanted to doodle what he would probably maybe kinda look like with it all down. I donāt know how hair works. Might keep doodling him like that, hair down I mean, itās WAY easier than drawing it like how it is normally. also, speaking of, this is literally my first time EVER drawing him so.)
Purge bestie i think you need to invest in making rhythm rouge themed household appliances (may or may not force you to dance) i think it'll be a great hit
I donāt really have the resources for that at the moment, but Iāll keep it in mind. (also, do I know you? Whatās with the ābestieā?)
dumb idea: purge and noize become friends (they both are kinda young and like mechanical things) and one day Fuse sees Purge in the uhhh spaceship thing (noize invited him because theyāre chill now or something idk) and chases him away but he keeps coming back like a stray cat so now sometimes heās just.. there.
jaguar, coming to visit/check up on everyone/help with repairs/whatever, walking into the kitchen: hey, whatās goo- WHAT IS HE DOING HERE
Purge, with a bowl of cereal: hey
Why pon piriri is like this
Itās cute.
also to sell merchandise of it in like.. 5 or so years once everyone forgets that I ākilled a guyā and ācommitted galactic terrorismā
((had a funny mental image but I canāt draw so take this
(The mental image in question was purge in the hovercraft looming over Ulalaās shoulder looking at her phone)
you ever have space broccoli
too mushy for me tbh.
you guys like my setup?
Your dance outfit is SO tacky XD
On anyone else it would be, but I look GREAT in purple.
im thinking of starting an insect collection what do you guys think?
((this IS, in fact, the right blog to be posting this to. Iām NOT messing up here. also tw:bug if anyone needs that idk))