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Jacob, 27, I make bad music and even worse posts. buckle up for the shit snow

[thatfeel420]

does anyone want two tickets to the mountain goats tomorrow night at the egg? Willing to let them go very cheap at this point. please let me know, I can't make the show and would hate to see my 100 bucks go to waste lol.

[thatfeel420]

hey! casting director for the Zelda movie here, just wanted to get some thoughts, how do you guys feel about James Corden for the role of link?

[deadblogtokill-deactivated20260]

peace and love across all solar systems

[theregginator-blog]

[theregginator-blog]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[kushblazer666]

[thatfeel420]

move like the hamburgler 🕵️

fuck like grimace 🥵

[ginsengsullivan-deactivated2025]

Yeah, I can’t go out tonight, sorry. I was trying out my new Superman suit and a guy in a skeleton costume ran through me with a broadsword. It’s serious.

[nayohme]

the guy i met on the street who begged me to make beats for him is claiming he got poisoned by the girl he’s fucking

[nayohme]

almost every comment is like “this what u get for fucking a bitch named ashley”

[thatfeel420]

last fm friday

[coat]

If yuna was so brave she would have fucked khimari

[spiralstaircased]

Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore

Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):

Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax

Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*

[grox]

I do hold scorn for people in weed states I do. I really do. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can go to the weed store and buy weed. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can buy weed online not a care in the world. And you have so much to choose from. You have so much fucking gorrila cumshot big fat load of cum horse cock mega 1 billion tch % to choose from and they all got different names and when our good texan plugs come home from colorado they bring that poison with them. They bring that poison home to us. And the people of texas, we're smoking that poison. Were smoking that filthy filthy colorado 10000 thc shit, and were dying. Were dying out here. The soil down here is lerfect for weed. If we could have weed we could create, beautiful poison. Way more toxic than colorodo. Way more toxic than california. We can make weed so insane, bitched from colorado will come down here, to smoke OUR poison. And WE could name it shit like Ram Ranch. We could name it shit like Horse Erection. We could name it shit like, I dont know, Forget The Alamo. YOU, worthless idiots up north, can smoke our latino magic. You dont got tejanos. You dont got our technology. You don't got what it takes. You dont know what its like. Theyre not legalizing weed down here cause they hate us. You know they do. You know for a fact they do. So yeah. Just think before you spark up with that shit you got down the street trouble free. Do so in my name. In our name. Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CIELING FAN FALLS ON YOU

[onceiwashere]

jennifer melfi shows up to work every episode in ugly little outfits and engages in acute psychological warfare with the worst guy ever under the pretense of really bad therapy. she wants to mold him like clay into a cringe vase that will shatter into a million pieces when she puts him in the fail kiln. she's the best and i'm obsessed

[emkaymlp]

someone put up a spray of mitt romney and then a bunch of people gathered around it and started hitting it with melee weapons

[tf2heritageposts]

tf2 heritage post

[amygdalae]

wonky videogame dancing is so fucking fun i eat it up everytime like get it computer boy

[amygdalae]

go off

[lionsharks]

Same energy