Two Thousand, One Hundred and Twenty Nine Years...

Luck 24 ♣️ they/it 🖖🏼 mostly geek shit and occasionally cryptidcore | if you know where the above quote comes from lets be friends

[pineappical]

think about it long time

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[crashtestjeffy-deactivated20240]

All amazing points and so important to take in. I think I have done a couple of these, but not habitually or intensely. But it's good awareness for me.

[liberalsarecool]

Every racist MAGA/GOP/KKK slippery slope prediction is worthless.

[liittlecreatures1985]

i love the way civil asset forfeiture cases are phrased

[liittlecreatures1985]

[overflowchute]

i learned about the skeleton recently

[kuragin]

this is the most underrated part of rockin’ and rollin’ yoda

[bunjywunjy]

Luke’s face is what makes this.

[garaks-padded-cell]

This information has enriched my life forever

[puncertainty]

<3

[goldenduckie]

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[disc80s]

unironically my favourite tweet ever

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[scienceviewscreen]

Project Hail Mary // Incorrect quotes 2/?

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[palesweetdeeer]

Rocky mate bad as hell, statement