can I just not

I really don't want to

[dewdneym]

who builds a city inside a volcano?

[faggo-tron-prime]

Bad bitches with style next question

[kalofi]

cant believe i’ve never shared arguably the funniest dms i’ve ever gotten in my life

[kaijuno]

[inanity101]

The trifecta

[brucebocchi]

if you mix them together and drink it you immediately grow a second body

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[toastbutteregg]

[ampervadasz]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why is he doing that

[secondimpact]

unrestrained summer fun

[guy]

he ✨washin✨

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

id walk the maze barefoot and find the minoutaur and all id do was hold his hand and lead him out into sunlight

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[anxietyproblem]

[scicraft]

Okay dark confession time when I was 13 I got a tumblr bc my mom finally let me have an email, and immediately I ended up in kin tumblr. It's like 2016 for reference. So anyways at the time kindating was still hugely a thing and not particularly thought of as weird as long as you stayed in the bubble of kin blogs. But I was 13 and technically not allowed to date, and frankly was kinning for notoriety in kinblr, until I got messaged abt possibly kindating. I ended up breaking it off w that person but they bought me a Nintendo eshop gift card(which to be fair is the height of romance to a starry eyed barely teen kin blogger on tumblr in 2016, aka me) so I started this get rich quick scheme for Nintendo eshop gift cards from kindating bc I didn't have a PayPal at the time. I'd match kins with people just to kindate them and get a gift card. I think I quit after 3 months and remade my blog. Anyways the eshop is long dead so I can't recreate this scheme even if I wanted to. I refer to this story as kinfishing

[scicraft]

[gayteensupreme]

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

[osha-official-the-sequel]

Thoughts?

and prayers god bless

[randomitemdrop]

Item: A Terrible Idea

[doggosource]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[doggosource]

what he do 

[necro-om-nom-nomicon]

he knows what he did!

[disgustinganimals]

reblog if you know what he did

[zillion-ronald-manus]

[ganondorfs-pocket-pussy-deactiv]

God fucking dammit I knew from the second I saw that second picture he was there, and I still naively thought that maybe, just maybe, I was wrong. Maybe they photoshopped knife cats face onto the dog. Nope. Did the dog have a gun? Nope. was there a body on the background? Nope, but you know who is there? Him. The bastard. The absolute dummy thicc man himself. He had given me the power to kill.

[omnifariousness]

Sounds like he did it to ya

[dankmemeuniversity]